Madmax

OK let me PM you ...

I've always liked the name Montreal Impact. It sounds like one of those less than stellar PPVs WCW/WWF would have in the 90s, like In Your House : Montreal Impact 2.

Get out of here. Kevin to Citeh. Quake in your boots right now, Tomo.

The result was that but the real reason was sitting on our flimsy lead, being unable to control a game against 10 men. It was embarrassing watching them run rings around us on our home patch. Heading into this season my number one choice for a transfer was a CM to help Matic and Fabregas out and while the pursuit of Stones is welcome I'd still really like us to put a tick next to this box. Hell I'd be happy with recalling Moses, promoting Traore and forsaking Pedro if it meant we'd land Witsel/Aranguiz.

Always thought Martinez was a pretentious twat so good to see Mourinho put him in his place.

Paranoia.

Absolute no brainer for me, even if we have to chuck in the extra £5m or so. Things like current playing time for him and Zouma won't matter in the long run when we've secured our CB partnership for the next 10 years.

We better not fail with this one

Really wish we don't sell him.

Err sign me up

Mata puts Baba in! But it's just hit a little too strongly ...

Hahah only the Hindi speakers here will get this but imagine getting Baba if we still had Mata around

I miss this hobo.

Not so much the logo, just the colour. The red just doesn't sit well surrounded by a sea of blue. It looks nice against the white background on the away kit though. The entire sponsor bit on the home shirt (logo + name + 'tyres') would look fine had it been all white.

Considering the list of targets we seem to be after - Against easier opponents - Costa Hazard ---- Oscar ---- Pedro Matic ---- Cesc Luis ---- JT ---- Zouma ---- Ivan (1) Courtois In tougher fixtures - Costa Hazard ------------------------ Willian Ramires (2) -------- Cesc Matic Dave ---- JT ---- Cahill ---- Ivan Courtois (1) I'd pick Dave there but since it's not going to happen, why bother. (2) Or Aranguiz/ Witsel

I don't mind the tyres but that big ass red Y is such an eyesore.

Let's play £43m (or whatever) + tax for someone who we don't really know is actually available and who doesn't even play RW on a consistent basis.

Not sure why you're going into the philosophy about life and forums, lol. Point out the part where I stated anything to the effect that my opinion is what counts and they have to be agreed with ... so thanks, but I don't need that lecture. I was merely irritated with the numerous "ah yes, good he's not coming" type posts and said so Also, the bulk of my post lists out reasons why I'm for the move, so if that somehow comes across as 'random' to you, well okay.

Anyone else find this "Good, hope someone else gets Pedro, lol hahaha lmao" sentiment so irksome? Yes let's crib about a slow window but also spare no opportunity to pour scorn on the only real alternative in the market who is - available - actually plays the fucking position - quite good - fairly affordable - is open to a move lmao so funny riiiight, guys? GUISE??? Gonna play FM now where the transfers are as simple as "I want you, take this money, I get you." inb4 more shit.

Loaned to Norwich? Our very own Harry Kane

Very, very happy as I finally completed my Post Grad!

Jordy Clasie to Southampton for £7m. Great business!

Holy shit, slap a NSFL tag or something on that!

That leaves no room at all for RLC and Mikel, who the BBC reported as staying.

Definitely warming up to these but can't yet look beyond the hideous red Y or the button up collar. "If it's not blue, it will be" - what does that even mean?