Madmax

Mou be like 'get on my level, m8'

I don't know, I've seen hyenas play some good football. There's one at Man City by the name of Nasri.

Wait so the guy who predicted a 1-3 loss in the pre match thread with the ominous proclamation that Messi would finally score (oh so kindly dropped to a 0-2 loss when it was pointed out Messi won't be playing), turns around and calls this a "meaningless result achieved at great cost" when said Nostradamusisms failed. You couldn't make it up.

I'm genuinely surprised even Rafa could land a woman.

Just want to confirm - this is in 90 minutes, yes? I'm on mobile and the countdown on the front page doesn't display.

1. For fuck's sake, get a CM 2. Learn to manage the squad better so your best players aren't running on empty by Christmas.

Remains to be seen if Cahill starts for us in the new season, especially if we do land Stones. And what if Rooney's injured? Will Hernandez step up (that is if he even stays)? Di Maria's on a plane to Paris and Pedro will probably come in so it'll be interesting how that plays out. However if they do manage to land someone like Cavani in part exchange with Di Maria I'd agree with you. Di Maria may be the butt of jokes right now but let's not forget he still managed 10 assists in the league (joint 3rd highest) and will be a blow to them. That's more reasonable but my original reply was to Choulo who said they're favourites, no two ways about it.

So maybe wait for those amazing reinforcements before proclaiming them the doubtless favourites ...

And what about defence and up front?

Really?

Yeah he's shit, sack the fucker.

How do people come up with 'winners/losers of the window' talk when no signing has had to kick a ball that matters yet is beyond me.

Michael Essien: ‘José Mourinho has a big ego but in a good way’ Nice little interview with The Bison there.

The moaning here and on other threads would be cringeworthy if it wasn't so decidedly hilarious

Sublime delivery for Eden's goal

Great, so everything that was said till now by various parties (Vitesse manager, Mourinho, Beasley) was true. Now he just needs minutes on the pitch.

Ten times zero is still zero. ... Oh wait, we're not talking about me.

Is that the training shirt? Looks very nice.

I think they'll win the Community Shield too, you just watch.

I hate Blanc and his lolly stick chewing face.

I swear one guy here is OBSESSED with him. Rather, OBSESSED whenever Costa doesn't score.

Trying to understand why the first pre season game provokes en masse bed shitting.

Hahahah, glad I didn't wake up early for that. Meh, result schmesult. Get a CM please and we'll be sorted (mostly).