Myself

if so, he probably slipped and injured himself

You're MASSIVELY underrating Modric. He was arguably Real Madrid's best and most consistent player.

fernando torres is still trying to do the ice bucket challenge, but he can't find a bucket

lol, we're not united, we would never pay that much.

ah, thanks mate.

Sure, thanks mate, I'll try to get that started today. What's the other thread called?

They made Hazard perfectly. He looks brilliant.

Okay boss Any matches you want me to write on?

Never going to fulfil his potential

Nobody WANT cech to go, but a player like Courtois is extremely rare

Oh. Then can I write them about Barbara? In all seriousness the im down to help

Too late to sign up?

I'll give Rome my house, my wife, my money and my seduction skills if they take Torres

You're correct, we don't need him.

I feel bad for saying this, Courtois is one of my favorite players, but if he only stays with us for 5 years, he should sign a 2 year contract and then leave. Not worth it. Needs to stay for a long time to make the sale of Cech worth it.

That was what I was going to fucking write, but NOOOOOO my fucking computer decides to fuck me over. That was a good read, Barbara. Completely agree.

No, not that video. In most videos you get some annoying yank / 5 year old screaming random shit like "YEAH GO TIGEEERSSSSS WOOOOH"

Yeah but then you have those annoying kids yelling 'YEAH EH HAZZZZARD'

It's heating up http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2487680/Lionel-Messi-nearly-joined-Chelsea-adidas-offered-pay-105million-move.html http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/08/18/chelsea-star-trolls-lionel-messi-steven-gerrard-in-just-three-words-during-twitter-qa/ :ninja:

God damn TORRES JUST PLEASE FUCK OFF. PLEASE. I'm not even going to try to be positive about him anymore, JUST LEAVE. He's causing this club so many fucking problems, just send him to the fucking reserves if we have to.

Back 4 for big games Luis - Terry - Cahill - Azpilicueta (defensively better than Ivanovic, not bad at attacking) For games where we can rest some players Luis - Cahill - Ivanovic - Azpilicueta Azpilicueta HAS to be a starter imo. feel so bad leaving out either one of them though

that shot vs arsenal.

He didn't even have a bad game, he was solid, just that Ivanovic was really good and Filipe needs to play.

Good point, I completely forgot about that.

And you look biased. Ask any United fan, he's a poacher. His overall game is poor.