Myself

Fuck off. Only slept 3 hours for this. Bullshit.

STOP FUCKING BACKPASSING

COURTOIS! I'm gonna cum

has the game started? OH MY GOD ITS COURTOIS :D

courtois just proposed to me - guys help! schurrle or courtois? who? D=

don't need him if we really need a back up striker we can get jay rodriguez.

can't believe people STILL want Cavani over Costa

the name 'billy' has 5 letters. what is the average size of potatoes found in florida?

we should buy benteke just to piss lukaku off.

so this is what it feels like to be an arsenal fan...

I completely understand your train of thought, as a matter of fact those were my exact thoughts two months ago. He is essentially a poor man's Ronaldo, as he can do just about everything (bar heading) attacking wise and his pace is very good. But you're right, we do have Schurrle who is already close to Lavezzi's level (except for dribbling). It would be essentially an emergency signing, in case something goes awfully wrong.

whats an atheltico

Thibaut showed me and I told rantdeville :eyebrows:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD he's already one of my favourite chelsea players, i love this guy! want him to be the next cech and i hope he retires here! so excited! more excited about him than filipe luis and fabregas if i'm completely honest, don't know why! but this kid is special... full interview http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22kg0y_thibaut-courtois-exclusive-first-interview-hd_sport

courtois transfer rumours COMMENCE!

he can play there. very versatile, but still think he should ONLY if we can offload lots of deadwood

WE HAVE CESC FABREGAS WE HAVE CESC FABREGAS la la la la

We'd be lucky to get 5m for him now. Just let him go on a free. Please.

Not sure if you're just being sarcastic, but I posted this while replying to Barbara about that

Lavezzi would be a very good signing imo, but only if he's fine being second fiddle.

time to bring out the markers....

oh shit. i apologize, i have these occasional brainfarts that even i (with the majestic mind i possess) can't explain.

yes yes, because you're going to be doing that in the middle of a game. EDIT: i posted before i watched the video, my bad. that was fucking hilarious

seems like he doesn't know what a 'complete striker' really is. he needs to be good phyiscally, technically, and mentally. he's got 1/3 down, lets see if he can get the other two down now.

yeah, that's what i thought would happen, but lukaku is a dumbfuck. 17m (KdB) + 37m (Juan Mata ) + 50m (Luiz) + 28m (Lukaku) = 134m 15m (Luis) + 32m (Costa) + 27m (Fabregas) + 3m (Pasalic) = 77m 50m left. we've essentially traded Lukaku, Kevin de Bruyne, Luiz, and Lukaku for Costa, Fabregas, Luis and Pasalic +50m. Fantastic by the club.