Myself

and messi, and obama, and kim kardashian

sorry breh, i'm already taken. with barbara and dion right now

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No. I still don't believe it. :D :D

bet we're still paying at least 40% of his wages..

Are we paying his wages? Fuck off Torres.

It's really happening? *fap fap fap*

He'll probably fail his medical, watch

It's true Courtois injury, Cech in Ivanovic injury, Dave in Filipe Luis injury, Dave / Ake in Terry injury, Zouma in Cahill injury, Ivanovic shifts over, or Christiansen / Ake make the step up Matic out, Mikel in Oscar out, van Ginkel in Fabregas out, Ramires in Schurrle out, Willian / Salah in Hazard out, Willian / Salah / Schurrle in The only position we don't have great strength in depth is the striker position

Really, what's the difference (bar style) between a 30 yard screamer and a tap in? If anything the second is just as impressive (in a different way, especially if you don't usually score long range goals) as it shows you have good positioning

No, it was his hair

Fuck man, Milan are a good club and I hate to see your fans sad :< BUT AHAHAHAHH WE'RE GETTING RID OF TORRESSSSS!!!!!!!

thought you were serious until i read your second and third posts, gave me a scare

Fuck man, that's depressing

Still don't think he's going to be leaving

with that attitude we're never going to promote a youth player

28 years old massive wages 50m transfer fee and we have diego costa, we need a 2nd striker not a first team striker

all the injury rumours will come to an end within two hours, all speculation

pleasseee nooooooo

torres.. please. FUCK OFF. He's more annoying than that gay brazilian

we have torres

Nah, I doubt he's injured.

when is the draw?

I know, a few years ago the only striker I would take over him was Ibrahimovic. Depressing. also, nani was never good. just a bit of flair and good dribbling and everyone will think you're the reincarnation of jesus

fair enough haha. you could also argue di maria is better, but he hasn't played yet so i can't say anything