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Ah, alright. But I don't get what you mean by proper organization? i categorized everything ;~;

Fuck, you still want that? I had assumed you got someone else to write it.. anyway, I only need to add 3-4 paragraphs so I can finish that up in 2 hours if you like?

2OO LIKES!!! #TCLEGEND #BAWSSS #CANTTOUCHTHIS

newcastle isn't exactly a great club.. in fact, one of the most poorly run clubs in the PL (then again so are QPR). poor management (they have majestic pardew at the helm) poor board, bad players and have only made a few good signings as of late

was just goking mate

I don't believe what I'm reading. FUCK OFF. No where near perfect for the long-term? Bar Drogba, this strike force can last us another 6 years, minimum. What, who should we buy? Neymar? Cavani (who you really want, but is the same damn age as Remy) Falcao? Fucking hell, some people are never happy. And we don't need to get a striker when Drogba retires.. have you forgotten all about Solanke and Bamford?

I've never tried a foursome before, I guess we could try or you could bribe me with moneh

Destro: 20m, the only real positive is his wife Bony: 30m Benteke: 25m+, injured Falcao: Are you retarded?

and messi, and obama, and kim kardashian

sorry breh, i'm already taken. with barbara and dion right now

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No. I still don't believe it. :D :D

bet we're still paying at least 40% of his wages..

Are we paying his wages? Fuck off Torres.

It's really happening? *fap fap fap*

He'll probably fail his medical, watch

It's true Courtois injury, Cech in Ivanovic injury, Dave in Filipe Luis injury, Dave / Ake in Terry injury, Zouma in Cahill injury, Ivanovic shifts over, or Christiansen / Ake make the step up Matic out, Mikel in Oscar out, van Ginkel in Fabregas out, Ramires in Schurrle out, Willian / Salah in Hazard out, Willian / Salah / Schurrle in The only position we don't have great strength in depth is the striker position

Really, what's the difference (bar style) between a 30 yard screamer and a tap in? If anything the second is just as impressive (in a different way, especially if you don't usually score long range goals) as it shows you have good positioning

Good, now... MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN

No, it was his hair

Fuck man, Milan are a good club and I hate to see your fans sad :< BUT AHAHAHAHH WE'RE GETTING RID OF TORRESSSSS!!!!!!!

Just seen this The easy solution.. make Barbara the third wheel?

thought you were serious until i read your second and third posts, gave me a scare

Fuck man, that's depressing

Still don't think he's going to be leaving