Ollie

This is insane, this will be Chelsea as we've never known it before. We had a revolution of sorts in 1996, we had another one in 2003 and now 2012 brings us another one. This is epic, definitely been signed as an alternative for Modric. Similar physically and very tricky on the ball. I think we just need Cavani now and we're done. Fuck the RB, Ivan & Hutch will do. I think Hutch is incredibly under rated and i think his knee is fine. We have LBs, RBs, CB's, CMs, CDM's and CAM's. We just need Cavani in my honest opinion and we are complete for 5 years.

That just sounds too funny. Damn those aliens. I think Mikel will have his best ever Chelsea season in the season ahead. I don't think Essien will ever get back to his best which is a shame but he has had a few great years with us. I'd love him to prove me wrong, he just looks so slow now tho and he keeps annoying smashing the ball 50ft over the bar with annoying shots.

There's a difference. Mikel is trying not to get injured and is just slowly playing himself back into the season a bit conservatively. He's not giving it everything. Essien on the other hand has something to prove and knows he has to give it everything this pre season to get a chance to play more league games. Mikel knows he's virtually assured or playing 90% of games.

Jesus, being linked with Watford forced him to retire. One of the best 6 yard box poachers i've seen, was such a clinical finisher. Didn't really like him much tho, was a whinging cunt.

We have 3 strikers, 2 you wouldn't trust to throw in in the league and 1 who has had the worst 2 years in his career. We have more quality / promising CAM's than anyone probably in the world.

As much as we all want Torres to shine, it's far from guaranteed. We need someone who can guarantee goals, i reckon Cavani can score goals anywhere. Having Torres and then the back up being Sturridge and Lukaku is asking for trouble. We have about 100 CAM's, we NEED Cavani.

Maybe we'll bring Mickey out of retirement.

Henderson got 95 points last season... wtf lol 2 goals? 1 assist or none or 2, i dunno. Shit anyway. Downing managed to get 79 points with no goals or assists. ok.. need to do this, i have a real midfield problem. Need to take a gamble, i see so many players that got great scores last year that i can't see doing the same again.

It's live here too on ESPN so yeah, what you said, fucking streams. And also i'm not a fan of Chelsea TV commentary so glad this is actually live. Liverpool vs Roma is live just before our game too. Borini vs Roma, he might get a bit of a kicking, they are the Leeds of Italian football, dirty cunts. I can excuse them today tho as they're playing Liverpool.

We dont need Hulk, we do need Cavani. I think that's quite obvious.

What a miss from Nick Powell. Shanghai Shenua vs Man Utd, http://www.nutjob.eu/ Don't think Drogba is playing tho or Anelka, only just turned it on myself.

He might get assists and bonus points too, not impossible. But anyway i could always bench him until we play a team like Wigan at home He needs to add what Essien, Song and Toure have got to their games.

I didn't get a notification, maybe i need to add it in settings? Meh i dunno lol. Mikel or Britton... kinda tough choice. These 4.5 guys could turn out to be gems. I really believe Mikel will pass 100 points even if he doesn't score. I think he'll play more and impress more that he has in previous years.

@James, i agree, best CFC forum ever. It's a nice add on. I think the name without the '@' before it would look a lot better tho if i'm honest.

I changed my mind, i really want him actually, he's like the perfect striker, scores all types of goals and is a fucking beast in the air and has pace. If he wants to leave, we have to make an offer, it would be stupid not to, especially as we need another striker. There's not many better strikers around atm and he's 25. I dunno what i was thinking with my previous post... £35m? In todays market, he's totally worth it.

I always use the whole 100m but i'm still really struggling to create my team.

Fuck me, we're in the pub and everyones talking about WWIII, damn that's worrying. Never going to the pub with u lot again.

Oh right, cheers. Think someone mentioned that to me before actually, maybe i'm getting alzheimers..

How come Partizan and Red Star are such great rivals but Partizan have a red star in their badge?

I keep getting reps but can never find them which is a bit irritating. I could have a post from waaaay back with 50 reps or something but don't know it. Any chance the setting can be changed to display the post where you got the last rep rather than the last post that got a rep if you know what i mean. I know it's only a minor thing but i do like to see what got the rep.

lol harsh description. 6 bids, hopefully one is from AVB.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/malaysian-xi-1-arsenal-2/ Unbelievably lucky piece of shit team. They are the luckiest team who don't win trophies. This is another reason i hate them so much, only they can get away with this. Even in a pre season game they anger me!!! I hope we fuck them up next season, at least once, please, please, please.

I'd like to see ..........Torres.............. Marin - Hazard - Ramires as the front 4. Especially against a team like them, i'd love to see us beat them well.

That's actually quite epic.