Ollie

I chose the right season to not renew my membership didn't i just. We played ok today but the defence was awful and Drogba was worse. That's the back and the front of the team, how are you gonna ever win like this? Regardless of what the midfield do! I don't know what to say any more, it's the same every week. From having the best defence for 5 years we now have one of the worst, it's so weak and embarrassingly breachable and then to make matters worse, we have a striker whether it be Drogba or Torres that play so badly so often and do not show up or do fuck all. I don't wanna criticise Drogs as a true club legend but if he thinks he's fit and ready to play, he's gotta do a hell of a lot more than he did in this game. Anyway, as i said, we played ok, we dominated most of the 2nd half really but only Napoli looked threatening. Not too pissed off because i wasn't expecting much, happy with some of the football we played but just so pissed off with Drogba and the defence. This wasn't AVB's fault too much. The players are supposed to show why they are at this club, they are expecting to be given chances so if they get it, they need to prove why they deserve it. Malouda did ok in patches but you can see he's almost finished, he doesn't have the burst of pace or the quick turn that you could see Sturridge has. He gave effort but that's not enough any more, he'll be gone in the summer for sure. Meireles.... All i can ask is why? Why is he playing ahead of Lampard and why is he playing every game? He's just a runner, a player with lots of energy but no quality what so fucking ever! Can't tackle, can't dribble, can't shoot, can't pass, can't score, can't play the killer ball...MEH! Mata and Sturridge were very good. The back 4 was pathetic. Drogba was pathetic. Luiz is not NOT NOT NOT NOT!!! a defender FUCK SAAAAAKE somebody please see it, please for the love of christ! Essien is almost finished (Only played a bit but just aint got the power or speed anymore). Cech was good in the first half but does some strangeness too often. There's very small hope now, our UCL dream is over for another year. It's not that 3-1 is insurmountable, it's the fact that Napoli will 100% definitely score here so we need to hope for a rare UCL penalty victory or something or score 4!. It's like Monaco again, not good.

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That was centenary tho, there was a reason for that but that shirt was awesome, Umbro utilised it perfectly. We need the proper colours on the badge and the Samsung to be in white or the kit will look too bland.

They made the shirt really well based on the picture then and ok nice to know lol. I prefer the fake a lot more than the gold tho even if it's only a sample.

We had red throughout the 80's and up to the mid 90's. The red, white and blue looks really good together imo and is Chelsea to me.

well, it's the best fake picture ever then. Blue & Gold isn't Chelsea in my eyes though. We have the worst season ever, get shoved into the Europa league and we're gonna have a gold kit. Ok lads, carry on.

You'd only go back to Brazil if you were chronically home sick.

Why is this Napoli guy so unconfident? Napoli in 2012 are a lot better than Chelsea 2012. Had a big win 3-0 at Fiorentina on Friday too and they'll be confident. We have 0 confidence. 2 wins in 11 games and can't even hang onto a 3-0 lead or beat a Championship team at home. In this current situation, it will be a fucking miracle if we get through this tie.

I can understand thinking a mock up is fake but that is quite clearly a real picture of a shirt is it not? I don't know how this can possibly be fake, even the badge and the adidas logo look correctly positioned and size.

Soooo....... Hang on a minute. If this is the picture made up of what was it.... 'some 14 year old kit making a mockup and everyone believing it' and then suddenly it's right here in the material, bang on! Then are these away kits true? I mean the home is awesome imo but those away kits are shockingly disgracefully awful.

Napoli are usually a bit negative at home and better away. A draw is a good result but i'd favour them more than us at SB. I reckon we need to win in Naples if we can.

I've always preferred the red, white and blue look Chelsea and i'll be very happy if this is the shirt next season.

Stick Kalou up front

Repeat of Lazio be nice lol. They wear the same colour too (even tho Lazio wore white that day). Yeah Kalou scored at the San Siro against Inter but it was a GK cock up which would only be the only way he would score in a game like this. We need to show tomorrow that we are united and we are still a good team. The UCL is the biggest club stage in the world, we need to show the world that we're still capable of doing something. Huge night not just because it's the UCL but because our recent run.

That looks very real and very like that mock up version. I know most ppl would hate it but that's so my kind of Chelsea shirt.

Love the weird theory about playing well in big games when we've lost twice in a row to Arsenal, aint beat Man Utd in 5, lost to Liverpool the last 3 times we've played them too. Aint even won at WHL for 6 years have we? We've been piss poor against every type of team now for 18 months.

Dreading this game. This has the makings of being trully nasty to watch. Napoli aren't the best home team tho to be honest but i think they'll beat us at the Bridge so we have to win away. We've been awful at home and they've been great away. We'll be very lucky to get through this tie.

You'd think he had never played football up front before with some of the things he does. He actually looks completely clueless. I get angry when i see what he did for Liverpool and Spain around 2007-2008 ish. Dismal.

Well, fact is.... he wont come anyway nor will AVB get sacked before the end of next season.

Got invited to Arsenal's end of season party but can't go as i can't get next Saturday off work. Pity.

lol seems everyone shut up when Barca whipped Valencia 5-1. Messi scored 4, his 4th was brilliant. He's just too good, scarily good.

We've been shitter than shit's own shit but Wembley beckons if we can beat 2 championship teams.

Gold through the kit hmmm please no. Experimenting is for the away kits.

He's said a million times that his favourite time was in England and he will come back to England. In a football world of Secrets, this aint one of em.

So the stripes on the sleeves are Gold/Yellow and then the same on the shorts i guess. Sounds interesting. Everyone can now make mock ups of a plain blue shirt with yellow or gold stripes