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I'd rather they stay up too because of how much the Tottenham games mean to me every season, I'd really miss those two games if they didn't happen. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy watching them struggle though. Lot of fun.

Crucial fixture out of the way. Well taken hattrick by Joao Pedro Without him we would be far behind Liverpool and United this season. Honestly why do you even bother comparing them? The CWC trophy was won thanks to a certain Cole Palmer if I recall correctly, who had a far more impactful game especially in the final against PSG. If JP is so impactful in games where he's not scoring, why are you not here talking about his contributions in the Arsenal games, including the most recent one? I can sing praises and thanks to Joao Pedro all day, but not to the point where you make him out to be something he is not.

I was also told that the JP and Drogba comparisons were disrespectful. Well… he has won us a big trophy. Has shown up in big games. Impacts games when not scoring. He’s also the seasons best signing in the EPL. He is the closest striker we’ve had to Drogba playstyle wise and mentality wise.

Damn!!! For a min, scrolling through this and previous page ... was confused if I was on Villa - Chelsea match day page or Newcastle - United one. 🤔🤪 Well played, Newcastle .... oops Chels !!!

Well so far still new manager bounce still on. If he help us eliminate PSG I will take back everything bad I said about him.

Like said better 2 mins at the start then end. Just need to take this form into the next game.. and next and next. And the no red card a nice surprise 🤣 maybe we wont set a new record time..time will tell on that one

Was that good enough for you lol

Carrick back at home getting done over...class Bruno classless Fernandes at it again Love it

Is Penders ready? Courtois played around 200 games in total for Genk & Atletico before we took him back and made him number 1. He probably was ready the season or two before from when he actually did return right enough but we had Cech. He also won trophies at Atletico and was an incredibly vital part of that team. Unfortunately we don’t have a top GK so if Penders isn’t ready, then we are in the same place again. I do think they’ll bring him back as opposed to buy a GK because it isn’t the logical thing to do (standard Clownlake). Still don’t know if using Courtois as a comparison is exactly fair or correct. Joao Pedro has done well, I like his all round game and he is scoring goals (hattrick tonight) but if you can get a top CF in, we have to, to make that leap and push to be more than just scrapping for top 4. He isn’t so good that you don’t need to have another top player in that position. He is good but he shouldn’t impede the club looking at other top attacking options. Or going for a lower quality option to be a back up. Not convinced that CB pairing is really that good either, they played earlier in the season and we still weren’t exactly solid. It is better than what see now but again, would strengthen there if we want to be looking at pushing on. Someone who is a top player to partner & mentor Colwill would be great. For the team and for his development. Wes doesn’t convince me entirely and his injury record is poor. LW is abysmal yeah, Gittens, Garnacho, Mudryk…. all shite. If we can sort those positions with some actual top class players, I guarantee we will be a much better side. Ok finding them is difficult but title winning teams aren’t a squad full of 18-24 year olds.

Steve Holland secretly fucking them up. Proper Chels

cunty muppet Carrick finally loses

We also have United at home. 6 pointer. Let's overtake both.

FT 2 1!!! woot woot

PGMOL shenanigans in favour of Manure yet again 5 added minutes we are now in the 10th added minute

I'd rather they stay up. 6 points guaranteed every season.

this truly makes me smile!

Tonali down injured, NUFC down to 9 men atm

Also Tottenham one point above relegation, lets fucking go.

Lovely. 3 points off United and Villa who face each other next

Trippier has been immense on defence

Howay the Lads whyaye man

Exactly, there needs to be a perfomance/appearance coordination, or if they're using AI, upgrade the fucking software

United play Aston Villa next round, need to take advantage.

Slabhead burnt like toast on a wondergoal by Osula

Thats our issue you never know what team we'll have game to game. Or half to half! We can score in the first half dominate and come out second half a completely different side and fall apart and concede. West ham least was the other way round and today we kept it together mostly. But we need a run going