The English Football Thread

[NikkiCFC 8,286]

10 hours ago, Johnnyeye said:

the only thing they care about is how much green they get under the table just to look the other way 💷👀

 

[Fulham Broadway 17,305]

Just now, NikkiCFC said:

WE ARE SO LUCKY!!!

So are those cunts that we fucked up

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

obafemi has such a friendly face and such a harsh irish accent lol

[Laylabelle 9,534]

Hugeeeee opportunity for us to somehow mess up..

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

the shit is, if we only get 6 points out of the last 3 games, utd and leicester can play out a 0-0 and both leapfrog us. that however is super hypothetical as idoubt they will pick up the same number of points till then.

[NikkiCFC 8,286]

If UTD end 5th all I can say is thank you CAS!

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23 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

alright. that is 3rd place gone 

not yet baby!!!

LOLOL

[Pizy 18,858]

We now pray for ourselves to handle business and for the Leicester collapse to continue. 

Our boys have to summon a couple of Herculean efforts against Liverpool and Wolves and hope like hell that we catch them out of sorts. 

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4 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

the shit is, if we only get 6 points out of the last 3 games, utd and leicester can play out a 0-0 and both leapfrog us. that however is super hypothetical as idoubt they will pick up the same number of points till then.

yes, we SOOOOOOOO need to hope SU and Mou (gag) can smash those foxy fucks

and Wolves drop points

[Pizy 18,858]

Is Maddison done for the season? If so I think they could legit lose all 3. Sheff United and Spuds are so inconsistent that you never know which side will show up, but I could easily see Leicester losing to both of those. And then it's United on the last day which, if it still means anything by then, you'd back United to win.

[Laylabelle 9,534]

Get tommrow done..

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31 minutes ago, Jason said:

5 teams from the same country can qualify for the Champions League. 

well, they (or Wolves) would have to win the EL and NOT finish in the top 4 in the league

which is possible but certainly not in the bag

the 7 best teams still left are

Inter

Manure

Wolves

Sevilla

Roma

Leverkusen

Shakhtar (don't laugh they have won it before, with Willian and Fernandinho, and one of the best-named fullbacks ever, LB Razvan Rat lolol, who actually played for West Ham 6 years ago, and 500 games overall)

 

 

[Special Juan 28,100]

That should be Lampards team talk done after that result.

[kellzfresh 7,229]

We just need two wins from the last three games. 

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1 hour ago, kellzfresh said:

We just need two wins from the last three games. 

not if Leicester win their next 2

if we get 6 points out of the 3 games we are at 66

Leicester, if they beat both SU and Spuds will be on 65

if we lose to wolves on the last day (or beat them but lose to Liverpool), Leicester goes to the CL with a draw (based on on GD) or a win versus manure (again if they win the next two games)

even if we draw with Wolves or Victimpool  and win the other two games (so we would be at 67) Leicester goes to the CL if they beat Manure (they would have 68 points) after winning the next two

but even if they draw one and win one (so they are at 63 points) and then beat Manure, we crash out unless we win 2 and draw one.

beating Norwich and wolves or Liverpool, but losing to the other leaves us wide open to getting fucked by Leicester, as does even a draw and 2 wins by us if they win all three

Leicester's next two games are MASSIVE for us, we need them to LOSE one of them, or draw both, then 2 wins by us and we are 100% CL bound

 

finally, in theory, even Wolves could catch us, IF they win out  (they play shit Burnley and shit Crystal Palace) and we only get 1 win or a draw and win (and the loss is to them)

if we only beat Norwich and lose to the dippers and Wolves, we are on 63 points, wolves, IF they win out, will have 64

and I explain another way in the next post we get fucked by Wolves even with a win v Norwich and a draw v the Dippers