The English Football Thread

[hamad138 190]

Klopp will need time. The next 5 fixture is so hard. He is no Vodoo magic who can change a club in 2 weeks

[lionsden 4,689]

Bad news.

[Fulham Broadway 16,829]

midfielder Stefan Effenberg has strongly hinted to the BBC's World Football programme that Jurgen Klopp will be the next coach of Liverpool.

"Liverpool is one of the greatest atmospheres. It’s pretty much the same as Dortmund," said the World Cup winner, who is a good friend of Klopp.

"The fans stay with everything behind the club and this is what Jurgen Klopp likes and what he needs.

“So I maybe, very soon, we’ll hear something from Jurgen Klopp, to make a decision, maybe, for Liverpool.”

Another deluded twat

[hamad138 190]

Is there some connection between UK Sky and German Sky.? I saw didi Hamann and Owen Hargreaves on both skys and even henry was there 1 time.

Anyways both were talking shit

[Fulham Broadway 16,829]

Is there some connection between UK Sky and German Sky.? I saw didi Hamann and Owen Hargreaves on both skys and even henry was there 1 time.

Anyways both were talking shit

Henry, fantastic player, but jesus what a dreadful pundit

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Chelsea need to start to do the same...

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Liverpool begin search for new chief turd polisher

Liverpool football club have this morning begun the search for a world-class turd polisher capable of turning their ‘squad’ into league champions.

Just hours after firing previous turd polisher Brendan Rodgers, the club has said it aims to make a quick appointment and will try to have a new chief turd polisher on board after the international break.

The decision to sack Rodgers has pleased Liverpool fans who for some unfathomable reason believe Liverpool should be incredibly successful, every single year, despite being a bit shit.

Poor deluded Liverpool fan Simon Williams told us, “Brendan Rodgers didn’t polish the Liverpool turd, so much as smear it across his chest and into the faces of the fans.”

“What people need to realise is that we should be winning the league every year, we just need a turd polisher with vision and a bit of tactical nous.”

“Our turd deserves to be league champions. The fact that Blackburn and Leeds have won the league more recently than we have is completely irrelevant.”

Football expert Les Walden, told us, “Look, Liverpool need to realise you can’t polish a turd, it’s just not possible.”

“The Liverpool fans should just be happy that manager after manager has rolled their turd around in a bit of glitter to at least make it look pretty.”

“But a turd is still a turd..

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Klopp to Liverpool looking more n more likely.shame liked them very crap..

[iseah100 5,612]

Why the FUCK would he want to go to Liverpool?

[Muzchap 8,966]

Why the FUCK would he want to go to Liverpool?

Because they are interested in him

Saying you want a break then actually experiencing it are two different things - he can't turn around and say he's desperate to come back to football

If we approached him - you know he would come here

[Spike 12,049]

Liverpool begin search for new chief turd polisher

Liverpool football club have this morning begun the search for a world-class turd polisher capable of turning their ‘squad’ into league champions.

Just hours after firing previous turd polisher Brendan Rodgers, the club has said it aims to make a quick appointment and will try to have a new chief turd polisher on board after the international break.

The decision to sack Rodgers has pleased Liverpool fans who for some unfathomable reason believe Liverpool should be incredibly successful, every single year, despite being a bit shit.

Poor deluded Liverpool fan Simon Williams told us, “Brendan Rodgers didn’t polish the Liverpool turd, so much as smear it across his chest and into the faces of the fans.”

“What people need to realise is that we should be winning the league every year, we just need a turd polisher with vision and a bit of tactical nous.”

“Our turd deserves to be league champions. The fact that Blackburn and Leeds have won the league more recently than we have is completely irrelevant.”

Football expert Les Walden, told us, “Look, Liverpool need to realise you can’t polish a turd, it’s just not possible.”

“The Liverpool fans should just be happy that manager after manager has rolled their turd around in a bit of glitter to at least make it look pretty.”

“But a turd is still a turd..

I think Chels should throw in a cheeky bid for the same turn polisher.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

I think Chels should throw in a cheeky bid for the same turn polisher.

Is Avram Grant available ?

[zolayes 14,489]

Is Avram Grant available ?

Tommy Doc is

[Fernando 6,453]

Oh well that sucks that we are staying with Mourinho and they are getting klopp.

Going to get tougher for us.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

Tommy Doc is

Just a little bit to old Zolayes ha ha. That's what Grant was originally bought to the club for to put out the cones and pass out the bibs in training so polishing a few turds would be like a sideways move for him.

[Reddish-Blue 2,345]

Why the FUCK would he want to go to Liverpool?

Young players, crowd support similar to Dortmund, wants to experience the English game

[Pizy 18,368]

I think even if the Chelsea job were available he may still choose to go to Liverpool. He'll be treated like a messiah and savior there. He'll also surely be given far more control over all football matters after the sham that was every transfer window under Rodgers.

He's clearly very attracted to the history and "name" of Liverpool.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Looking to be done by Friday according to BBC.moved very quick but considering he was almost gone in summer they must have him in mind anyway