Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 So yesterday... I was in the library (I know WTF was I doing in a library ) and some old guy like 80 came in and was on one of the computers. He logged on, and went straight on to flirt box. Some dating site lol. And he was window shopping, finding the fittest women from their profile pics (all around 20/30)...Then he was emailing all of them, saying "thinking of you darling". Then writing a paragraph (probably along the lines of send me more pics lol)... I couldn't stop laughing at how casual he was doing it lol.You must have been observing really closely to read what he was typing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Last night I was drunkenly walking back to the apartment whilst singing "Blue Is The Colour" loudly and obnoxiously. Peppen and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Last night I was drunkenly walking back to the apartment whilst singing "Blue Is The Colour" loudly and obnoxiously.And ... Did you bang that older lady after all? Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 And ... Did you bang that older lady after all?Nah. It was weird, I think her husband wanted to watch because he was pushing for me to dance with her. It was creepy, I skipped to the next bar after that. I'm all for choking, punishment, and BDSM but that is where I draw the line. Stingray, Jype and CHOULO19 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Nah. It was weird, I think her husband wanted to watch because he was pushing for me to dance with her. It was creepy, I skipped to the next bar after that. I'm all for choking, punishment, and BDSM but that is where I draw the line.Ah you pussy Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Ah you pussyspanking.jpgDamn I love that shit. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Damn I love that shit.I will NEVER be able to look at you in the same fashion ever again, mate ....... Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NishC300 1,865 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 @, How was your exam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 The Pub is getting way too weird! The Skipper and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 The Pub is getting way too weird! All because of Spike - Aussie MILF hunter with a pinch of BDSM Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 All because of Spike - Aussie MILF hunter with a pinch of BDSMI am on the other end of the table. More like, Teens or First Time. Liquidator and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I am on the other end of the table. More like, Teens or First Time. You are so Vanilla Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Aaaaaj fuck me sideways. I've never been more cock blocked than that before. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 You are so VanillaWhat the fuck does that mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 What the fuck does that mean? Vanilla means average. Normal, unexciting, unchanged. Rmpr and Stingray 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Aaaaaj fuck me sideways. I've never been more cock blocked than that before.@Djames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Vanilla means average. Normal, unexciting, unchanged.Hahaha, yeah right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 What the fuck does that mean? Standard...As in Vanilla is just so normal and plain.Edit: I see spike has already said. Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 @DjamesBjG4NON.pngIt's not funny Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Just found THE T-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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