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I was supposed to feed my dog some apple today, and no one was in the house, so I had to cut one myself, and I fucking hate knives. Whenever I'm using one, I constantly fear I'll chop my fingers off, drop the knife on my foot or fall on it.

Wtf! By the way if you continuously think that you will do that your more likely to do it. So don't think about dropping knives onto your foot or you might end up with a knife in your foot :(

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Wtf! By the way if you continuously think that you will do that your more likely to do it. So don't think about dropping knives onto your foot or you might end up with a knife in your foot :(

Yeah, that's true. I've done that before. Not with a knife, but one day in elementary school, I was walking to my seat after getting my lunch, thinking "I'm gonna trip and spill this all over the place", and I did it.

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I was supposed to feed my dog some apple today, and no one was in the house, so I had to cut one myself, and I fucking hate knives. Whenever I'm using one, I constantly fear I'll chop my fingers off, drop the knife on my foot or fall on it.

One day you'll be in the kitchen with no socks on and find that you have to use a butchers knife to cut the head off the chicken you just caught running around the street.

You'll go to cut the head off and slip and it'll cut off all your toes and your dog will come and eat them all up.

That'll teach you for trying to kill that poor chicken you evil person!

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I was supposed to feed my dog some apple today, and no one was in the house, so I had to cut one myself, and I fucking hate knives. Whenever I'm using one, I constantly fear I'll chop my fingers off, drop the knife on my foot or fall on it.

you could just bite into the apple and spit it out ....

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