Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Get back on topic lads. You don't want the mods cracking down on you! They hold grudges and BluesMaster and Choulo are as cruel and brutal as they are ugly, so watch out.This guy joking or not makes the club look bad and the only thing that could recover PR would be to give him a lifetime ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Message received captain. Shame as I had a cracking Cheryl Tweedy toilet attendant gag lined upYou guys can go nuts with the banter in here:http://forum.talkchelsea.net/topic/7709-the-pub-discuss-anything/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Fuck's sake mamf, we're just shooting the shit a bit. Thanks for the pub link thoughThey are not my rules and I'm not enforcing them, I'm just giving a heads up. I've broken them more than once mind you however following them is a healthy alternative to ban/suspensions/warnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 These mods are like the gestapo, eh? Just what we need, show them a thing or two. You and me both'll take mydadinThe mod have a fondness for spankings. It's alright if you're into that sort of thing but the cheeks end up a bit red.The mods are a good lot but they are human like the rest of us. So if their Mrs is giving them a hard time, the might be more likely to pull the banhammer out!@, mate I've been trying real hard to get some of this fabled 'Irn Bru' but it's hard. I've been on their website in the last ten or so minutes and they've got a great sense of humour. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Choulo are as cruel and brutal as they are ugly Says David De Gea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Says David De Gea!I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I make the ladies weak at the knees with my ball handling skills as I have the ball handling skills of a lesbian. :eyebrows: After I finish showing the ladies my skills, we chow down on some doughnuts.Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Oh David, I wish you would handle my balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted November 2, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted November 2, 2012 @TexasWhite7, @, @jimboH, @Jellyfire, @Fish and Chips in th, @Leeeeb, @Vitorresduka9, @i8mufc, @KBEES, Leeds are shit. Go home. Kez, Muzchap, OneMoSalah and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 It's actually quite funny because you can tell their little kids by the fact it's currently school holidays and they're all only at 2/3/4am. Sad, deprived children. Peppen and Muzchap 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Leeds United has the ugliest team crest I've ever laid eyes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 @KBEES,You are a sad sad person. I feel sorry for you however you were brought uphttp://www.thefootba...tm?447,10661254That was in 09!!! been going on for over 3 years! Jeeez mate. lolGlad I don't live your life Hutcho and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The mod have a fondness for spankings. It's alright if you're into that sort of thing but the cheeks end up a bit red.The mods are a good lot but they are human like the rest of us. So if their Mrs is giving them a hard time, the might be more likely to pull the banhammer out!@, mate I've been trying real hard to get some of this fabled 'Irn Bru' but it's hard. I've been on their website in the last ten or so minutes and they've got a great sense of humour.Scots have got a great sense of humour in general. You need to get some Irn Bru special delivered I know you will like it. Muzchap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Scots have got a great sense of humour in general. You need to get some Irn Bru special delivered I know you will like it.I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)? OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I was wondering why the fuck we had a sudden influx of newbies going nuts in the capital one cup thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzchap 8,966 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?No wondering about it - Fight to the death between Ryan + We Hate Scouse...We Hate Scouse has lot's of trainers though - so could be doing some Hong Kong Fuey type shit...Sorry to the rest of ya - just don't think you have the 'minerals' OneMoSalah and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I wonder who'd win out of a fight between Ryan Davidson ( a bottle of Scotch), SeB ( a cheese eating surrender monkey) Cap ( a Doctor), We Hate Scouse ( a Pomegranate) and Spike Spiegel ( a convict)?Well Ryan would pass out from drunkenness, SeB would run away waving a white flag, You'll steal Cap's Doctor equipment leaving him as nothing and that'll leave me being all pommy-esque and victorious! Muzchap, OneMoSalah and Spike 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James 5,332 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 What do we have here then.... Rmpr, Muzchap, Hutcho and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 thats why we hate fucking Leeds,,well that and too many other things to mention...thank fuck they wont be back in the PL for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! James 5,332 Posted November 2, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted November 2, 2012 All those cunts been forwarded to meatspin Strike, Rmpr, Muzchap and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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