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[Leif 6,006]

I'm probably just imagining things, but this place has seemed a lot calmer (in a good way) recently. A lot less instigating.

Maybe it's because of our impressive start to the season... or something else.

Who knows.

Anyway I'm off to do a poo. Hope this one doesn't hurt as much as the last one.

[manpe 10,861]

@manpe,

First of all I'd like to say I can see the poodle. It's brilliant

Secondly, what is this forum that you are running? I imagine it will be something to do with singing, considering you're so good at it.

Thirdly, you're a dirty thieving Estonian. You stole my heart and then left

The forum's main theme is PES and football. It was opened in 2006 when we were still kids and PES was the best game out there. In 6 years a lot has happened, PES has become worse, the core of the forum has aged or left and isn't into gaming that much anymore. I can't discontinue running it either, because it's part of our childhoods and memories, like an archive.

[capriccioso 2,545]

The forum's main theme is PES and football. It was opened in 2006 when we were still kids and PES was the best game out there. In 6 years a lot has happened, PES has become worse, the core of the forum has aged or left and isn't into gaming that much anymore. I can't discontinue running it either, because it's part of our childhoods and memories, like an archive.

Simplicity in itself. Ask for a merger with Jim

I'm probably just imagining things, but this place has seemed a lot calmer (in a good way) recently. A lot less instigating.

Maybe it's because of our impressive start to the season... or something else.

Who knows.

Anyway I'm off to do a poo. Hope this one doesn't hurt as much as the last one.

It's because me and Kojo are one infraction from a perma-ban, and neither of us are that jaded with this place yet that we would consider leaving/getting perma-banned.

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

Does anybody else think that Great Britain looks like a sitting poodle sniffing its excrement? Ireland being the latter then.

I mean look at it closely

That's stunning

Morrie disagrees.

[zolayes 14,489]

living in Suffolk does my bum look big???

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

@Manpe i tried to reply with a quote ,anyway good to see you back monkey man.

i was just gonna say that although what you said about B.P was pretty accurate for someone who i presume hasn't got it. the pattern of the swings can vary from person to person..some have more highs than lows...and even some relatively stable time inbetween when sometimes in the early days you can convince yourself you are "fixed" there is two types of B.P tho and then there`s unipolar which isn`t that far removed from the condition. as you probably guessed i have one of those in me. sometimes it`s a curse sometimes it`s a gift..for example you`ll never find me tearing my hair out over a unconvincing victory..or any result for that matter..i can take the not so hugely important stuff in my stride and i can find myself amusing myself at 3a.m chuckling at something like a lil kid,when most people would be grumpy as fuck being awake at that time.

it`s like being spiked base or high grade speed at times,there`s no choice of when i`m high or low but the big highs come as an antidote to months of low. sometimes it`s like i`ve taken coke..i have this huge wave of self confidence and i get it in my head that every idea that comes from me is something that people should know. it`s helped me that i`ve taken pretty much every street drug as sometimes i use the "it`s just a bad trip that will pass ,your skull isn`t really made of cold fragile glass,there aren`t really two silver back gorillas fucking on your bedroom wall, that was my last psychosis btw..i should have put my seatbelt on once i started to see a line of caterpillars marching across the cracks in my wall..as it turned out the cracks were what the caterpillars really were.." some don`t get those trippy periods..just the frantic stuff..but it`s not my only diagnosis anyway.

if anyone wonders how they can tell when i`m getting fucked up with somethiing..it`ll be long frequent posts ...although when i`m in the tsunami i go off and hide and deal with it myself. i`ve never been completely high or low on here....chronic insomnia don`t help tho..makes everything last longer.

peace out.

[Leif 6,006]

Serious question.

My testicles keep getting a cold, uncomfortable rush through them tonight. At the same time, in my back, roughly "eye-level" I guess with my nuts, I'm getting a stabbing pain.

Am I about to die?

Thanks.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

@Leif if it`s hurtin` because it`s hard to shift. tin of pears should always be on standby..that`ll do the trick..don`t buy fresh,you`ll be going around the twist by the time it`s soft enough to eat.,the pears that is,not the shit.

works better for me than any senna..

[DDA 9,924]

Serious question.

My testicles keep getting a cold, uncomfortable rush through them tonight. At the same time, in my back, roughly "eye-level" I guess with my nuts, I'm getting a stabbing pain.

Am I about to die?

Thanks.

What the fuck! You the hunchback of Notre Dame? You might wanna get that back seen to before you worry about dying.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

Serious question.

My testicles keep getting a cold, uncomfortable rush through them tonight. At the same time, in my back, roughly "eye-level" I guess with my nuts, I'm getting a stabbing pain.

Am I about to die?

Thanks.

have you taken anything like too much medication for something than they say on the label?

[Leif 6,006]

Regarding my 'nut' problem - It's been happening since I... well, you know. Did 'the deed'.

How awkward to be talking about this on a Chelsea forum.

Probably just pulled a muscle or some shit. I'll get the doctor to take a little poke at it. (She's a lesbian [i think] female. How lucky.)

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

nah it`s not mate,we as anonymous on here as we wanna be..it`s safer than talking to a catholic priest through a grid..

by deed you mean a sexual act or a shit? either way it could be you`ve strained something..i`ve had the kind of symptoms that you speak of before..atleast in the nuts..it was because i had taken too many pills..had a "freeze" on my nuts with it tho too.

get it looked at. doctors have pretty much seen it all..

[DDA 9,924]

Regarding my 'nut' problem - It's been happening since I... well, you know. Did 'the deed'.

How awkward to be talking about this on a Chelsea forum.

Probably just pulled a muscle or some shit. I'll get the doctor to take a little poke at it. (She's a lesbian [i think] female. How lucky.)

Trust me mate the body is a complicated bit of kit. I suffer all sorts of weird niggle and pains and most of the time as soon as i feel something is wrong i find myself googling it and then panicking from what i find. 9 times out of 10 it is nothing. If you are worried about it the best thing you can do is take a trip to the docs and put whatever worry you have to rest. By the way if you didn't wear a life jacket when sailing the river flange then it is always best to go and get tested if you aren't sure about the girl or mans status.

[Spike 12,049]

@Solonapoli,you have no balls. None, zilcho, zero, nothing between your legs.

http://www.businessinsider.com/no-balls-insult-made-illegal-by-italian-judge-2012-8

[Spike 12,049]

OFF TO THE PUB!