capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Perhaps but I wouldn't try anything with her. She's had half the NFL inside of her. OneMoSalah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Boy Girl you came into my life, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo bad, I miss you sooo soooo bad.BUT you didn't have to cut me off. Make it like it never happened and we were nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 @capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 @capriccioso, are you having some kind of identity crisis? One day you were French, now you're Kazakh living in Lille. How many citizenships you got?I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted July 30, 2012 I changed my flag to Kazakh to show support for Alexandre Vinokourov, a legend who has quit the sport of cycling, immediately after winning the gold medal at the Olympics . He also features in my avatar and custom titles.My location is set to Lille because a very special person has moved to Lille recently... So basically your heart is in Kazakhstan and your dick is in Lille? Naked Mole Rat, We Hate Scouse, KonohasOrangeFlash and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I would watch that 10 times in 10 over those shitty American reality shows. The crazy thing is that people actually watch it, otherwise it wouldn't be on air and they wouldn't be famous. How on earth can one like things like Jersey Shore, the Kardashians and Paris Hilton. It feels like there is a whole other frontier of stupidity out there which I've yet to encounter. Although I've met a girl once who liked Jersey Shore, it pretty much enforced my stereotype on the people who watch it.What was she a munter wearing 405040540 layers of fake tan, make up and no clothes trying to slut her way around men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Guys, imagine the following scenario:Evil, humongous, horrifying aliens from Planet X at the edge of Kuiper belt come to Earth and challenge mankind to drinking war. They will instruct leaders of the world to assemble a dream team consisting of up to 6 nations. If we lose this challenge, they will give Liverpool back their glory days, leaving the whole world to live in eternal pain and suffering. Which nations would you pick?My choice:RussiaFinlandIrelandScotchlandCzech RepublicUkraineTheir team: ZashkoMy choices:1. England - just for typical bulldog fighting spirit. And general awesomeness, shit fashion sense and sexy accents.2. Italy - just for the advent of pasta and mopeds.3. America - just for shits and giggles.4. Ireland - NEVER get into a drinking contest with an Irishman. It does not end well.5. Mexico - these guys drink shitloads as well.6. Venezuela - these guys drink fucking crude oil for breakfast.So basically your heart is in Kazakhstan and your dick is in Lille?He either has a big heart or a big dick. From what I've heard, it isn't the latter manpe and capriccioso 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Guys, imagine the following scenario:Evil, humongous, horrifying aliens from Planet X at the edge of Kuiper belt come to Earth and challenge mankind to drinking war. They will instruct leaders of the world to assemble a dream team consisting of up to 6 nations. If we lose this challenge, they will give Liverpool back their glory days, leaving the whole world to live in eternal pain and suffering. Which nations would you pick?My choice:RussiaFinlandIrelandScotchlandCzech RepublicUkraineTheir team: ZashkoI would pick:1. Union of Soviet Socialist Republics2. Ottoman Empire3. Albert Jacka, VC. Yes, one guy is worth more than entire countries.4. Fans of the English national football team.5. manpe's fingers.6. Australian Stinging Trees.Why such an odd choice? Up until the stinging tree, I have chosen people/things/countries that have demonstrated over time an incredible ability to suffer like dogs and come out on top (well, the Ottoman's didn't, neither did the English, but they've suffered like fuck anyway). Number 6 is to surprise the Zashko's, they'll just think it's a normal tree, we can con them into thinking that it is a popular human alcoholic beverage... the surprise they'll get when they touch it though Manpe's fingers can be used to drum their throats until they can't take it anymore and throw up what they've drunk- making us default winners. We resurrect the USSR and tell them if they don't drink X amount, NKVD will come down on them harder than they did in the '30s. manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 What was she a munter wearing 405040540 layers of fake tan, make up and no clothes trying to slut her way around men?Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.Oh and not something I see everydayWhile typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.E: 15 now, it's blowing up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.Oh and not something I see everydayWhile typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.E: 15 now, it's blowing up!This notification is spam. KonohasOrangeFlash, BlueLion. and capriccioso 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 This notification is spam.Pull down your panties, slave capriccioso and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Pull down your panties, slave We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 @manpepull down your panties!? hahahaha manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 dont know bout you folks, but atmoshpere for me is everythingg! i love watchin football match with packed crowd al goin crazy, but these Besiktas fans take to next fukin level hahaha also these frankfurt fans if only the bridge :cry: :cry: dave30 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 To be honest, I just want another sexy Serbian in our squad. LOOK AT IVAN'S BUM FOR GOD SAKE! termninja 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase 43,479 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Who here is a frequent Twitter user? No trolling please. Need help for work here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Just took a massive poo in my toilet.That's where I do most of my thinking and reflecting these days. Well, there and in the shower.I was thinking about Drogba this time.Near the end of my thinking, I kept replaying his Champions League winning penalty over and over again in my head.My knees felt weak, I began to sweat, I felt a rumble and then BOOM.Like the eruption of the crowd when that ball hit the back of the net in Munich...my poo crashed into the toilet in a similar fashion.I just wanted to share that. manpe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Just took a massive poo in my toilet.That's where I do most of my thinking and reflecting these days. Well, there and in the shower.I was thinking about Drogba this time.Near the end of my thinking, I kept replaying his Champions League winning penalty over and over again in my head.My knees felt weak, I began to sweat, I felt a rumble and then BOOM.Like the eruption of the crowd when that ball hit the back of the net in Munich...my poo crashed into the toilet in a similar fashion.I just wanted to share that.Thanks for sharing, Leif Does anybody else want to share? capriccioso perhaps? Yours truly,Anonymous Constipators therapist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jype 6,398 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Going to see Bruce Springsteen tomorrow in Helsinki and then RHCP the day after. Haven't seen either of them live before so they're both special occasions for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Something like that yeah I could see chunks of mascara on her eyelashes and her tits were huge (big titties = no brains, with some exceptions), and I could feel in about 10 minutes that it would be annoying to be with her for hours straight.Oh and not something I see everydayWhile typing this I have 3 more notifications, so it's 13 basically. It feels better than getting notifications in facebook, which 99% of times are some kind of invitations to events aka spam.E: 15 now, it's blowing up!I had ten notifications yesterday, 7 earlier and now 5. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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