Dion 2,476 Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Costa's prettier, let's be real.Maybe for you he is, HAHAHAHA. Ainsley Harriott 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBH 283 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ever wondered why you're single? I imagine you to be like Tamwar out of Eastenders. I know you won't know who he is, have a little Google xoxo Shutup I'm only single because I can't get involved in a relationship for a number of reasons right at the minute. This wasn't the case a couple of years ago but I'm really not in the right mental state. This is a very, very unstable period in my life - I'm changing every day and still trying to find out who I am. I also have no job and no money - just going out with friends is a scrap for me. A girl on top of that? I'd be broker than Leeds United. I've got a load of worries at the moment, earth shaking shit like planning for my future and trying to set some shit up, things that will take up 100% of my attention. The last thing I need is a girl to compound those because somebody was talking to somebody on Tinder or some other small time bullshit. Recently I was intimately involved in another relationship because I was very, very close friends with both the boy and the girl - it ended utterly acrimoniously, and because I was so closely linked, I had to pick up the pieces, which has completely put me off for a while. Do you know how fucking difficult it is to spend half the time playing the divorced child and the other half a marriage counselor? I don't want that shit right now. The single life is one that suits me. There was a girl a few months back where money wouldn't have been a problem (and this was before I became amongst other things a functioning marijuana addict, a manic depressive, and had all these personal issues to sort out), but that was never going to work because I wasn't in the country throughout the summer and some other guy got in before me. And in retrospect I was a lot stupider and more immature last year - now with the benefit of hindsight I realised it would have been a horrendous relationship. We come from entirely different worlds. Her and her friends are the most boring people I've ever met. And I would have felt like I had to put a power limiter on my brain whenever I was spending time with her. I need somebody who's got roughly equal intelligence to me, not some booksmart nerd who'd whip anybody's arse on a test but when it came to actually thinking proved to be as dull as a statue. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBH 283 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 What do you think's happened to that girl he was infatuated with but no longer talks about? I don't know, I haven't seen her again since first year uni. I didn't murder her but somebody in her arch-conservative Somali family probably honour killed her and her 7 ft boyfriend by now or some such. Dodged a bullet there We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted August 20, 2014 Popular Post! Share Posted August 20, 2014 Today is My 1 Year Anniversary on Forum TalkChelsea since I First Joined on Wednesday 21 August 2013 - NZST and Today is Thursday 21 August 2014 - NZST. The Skipper, Dion, CHOULO19 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Today is My 1 Year Anniversary on Forum TalkChelsea since I First Joined on Wednesday 21 August 2013 - NZST and Today is Thursday 21 August 2014 - NZST.Yesterday was my second year anniversary here too, I had forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Yesterday was my second year anniversary here too, I had forgotten.Happy 2 years and 1 day anniversary to you Dion on Forum TalkChelsea. Dion and CHOULO19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,591 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 As if anyone needed a reminder what a cunt Materazzi is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 @Barbara, just saw this and thought you might like: IMO it beats Sir Jeffers by an inch. Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 @Barbara, just saw this and thought you might like: IMO it beats Sir Jeffers by an inch.awww it's so cute! Thanks for sharing this time The Karaoke part lol, it reminded me of me and then of you, hahahahahaha. Will I really have to go to JP to fix it or you'll get your friends to finally go? Dion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 awww it's so cute! Thanks for sharing this time The Karaoke part lol, it reminded me of me and then of you, hahahahahaha. Will I really have to go to JP to fix it or you'll get your friends to finally go?HAHAHAHA. I don't know about the karaoke, but I'm definitely playing that song in a duet with some female friend of mine when I'm back. Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 HAHAHAHA. I don't know about the karaoke, but I'm definitely playing that song in a duet with some female friend of mine when I'm back.Did you transcript the lyrics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Did you transcript the lyrics?I was planning to do it with the original lyrics from Moldy Peaches, performed excellently in Juno: Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 haha, what a fucking loose cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Is it just me or does the amount of bellends on this site seem to have increased massively during the last 6 months? Need to add a good 8 names to the ignore list Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myself 793 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Is it just me or does the amount of bellends on this site seem to have increased massively during the last 6 months? Need to add a good 8 names to the ignore listnow now liquadator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Is it just me or does the amount of bellends on this site seem to have increased massively during the last 6 months? Need to add a good 8 names to the ignore listWe've had worse IMO. There was a time when you'd see heated discussions with name calling several times a day. The Skipper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Is it just me or does the amount of bellends on this site seem to have increased massively during the last 6 months? Need to add a good 8 names to the ignore listOr is it that your tolerance for bellends have decreased? Time for your bellend shot, I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper22 2,418 Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 So gutted to hear James Alexander Gordon has died :/. Didn't know until it was mentioned on MOTD today. So sad... His voice is what I remember from my youth, coming out of the ground and getting to the car quickly with my dad to warm up and listen to the results come in and try and guess them by how he said the first part . Good memories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I've been thinking a lot lately and I think I'm going to attempt to study journalism. Not any time soon mind you, but one day when I feel I'm mature enough to commit to a full-time study course. I left home at 19 thinking I was ready and able to live essentially alone in a new city on the other side of the country. To put things frankly I wasn't mature enough for that; there were many things I needed to do and prioritised them higher than studying. There are still a few things I need to accomplish before I attempt to study again and I'm sure when I've had my fill, I'll be able to buckle down and accomplish something meaningful for once. I've gained a lot of knowledge and life experience in the last several years but I need more if I'm going to be able to achieve what I set my sights on. Barbara, Stingray and iseah100 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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