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Oh right.

I was just writing all this heartfelt stuff in a long post but we need to move along. Good thing I didn't post it.

Why isn't anyone in this pub bringing me a drink? Who cares that I'm at work.

Gee do I feel welcome here. We need to be playing the Safety Dance. It makes me feel safe and fancy-free at the same time.

I will drink with you my love :beer:

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Oh right.

I was just writing all this heartfelt stuff in a long post but we need to move along. Good thing I didn't post it.

Why isn't anyone in this pub bringing me a drink? Who cares that I'm at work.

Gee do I feel welcome here. We need to be playing the Safety Dance. It makes me feel safe and fancy-free at the same time.

Yes Ma'am. What will you be having tonight?

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Whiskey. On the rocks.

How many females are on this site?

Coming right up!

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The active female members are no more than a dozen. So, to borrow Tom's words, it's basically a "sausage fest" in here! :P

Im quite pissed i get a lot of pm' stelling what to do or say

I think you're pissed because you had too many drinks. That's it, I'm cutting you off! Bouncer, take him out! :P

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Not sure of names but a few I think.

Wine? And i don't mean moan :D

I like wine sometimes. I don't know what wine to buy an usually choose based on the label design. I think it makes my blood glucose really high though (I am diabetic) and then I get very sleepy.

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I like wine sometimes. I don't know what wine to buy an usually choose based on the label design. I think it makes my blood glucose really high though (I am diabetic) and then I get very sleepy.

Fuck wine, not a chance, kills me. Heart burn the lot.

I will get you on the lager, all will be good.

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I'm having this cheap, terrible looking tequila shot. Will the lady have this one instead of the whiskey?

No kidding! I wouldn't drink that even if you paid me!

When it comes to drinks, I'm very unadventurous. I have 3-4 drinks that I like and would VERY rarely order anything else.

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