The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Spike 12,049]

I don't mean to brag, but I've already been on that vag

Did you use a brown paper bag?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Did you use a brown paper bag?

Nah she wasn't an old hag

[Spike 12,049]

Nah she wasn't an old hag

Mate you are the definition of a dag.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Mate you are the definition of a dag.

What's a dag you son of a drag.

[Spike 12,049]

What's a dag you son of a drag.

A fuckwit. You zig-zag.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

A fuckwit. You zig-zag.

You'll never beat me you utter mag

[Spike 12,049]

You'll never beat me you utter mag

You're just a nag.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You're just a nag.

Rhymezone helps me to continue to carry the flag

[CHOULO19 24,332]

You'll never beat me you utter mag

You're just a nag.

You two make me gag!

[Spike 12,049]

Rhymezone helps me to continue to carry the flag

If you were a deer, you'd be a stag.

You two make me gag!

Fuck off, you cunt.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

If you were a deer, you'd be a stag.

Fuck off, you cunt.

One of us is going to have to snag

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Fuck off, you cunt.

That doesn't rhyme! I win

[Spike 12,049]

That doesn't rhyme! I win

I wasn't trying to rhyme. Fuck off, you cuntmaster.

[Spike 12,049]

One of us is going to have to snag

Suck my dick.

Fuck , I mean: Suck my dick, fag.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I wasn't trying to rhyme. Fuck off, you cuntmaster.

That rhymes with Jason's display name, not mine. You're terrible at this, Jake!

[Spike 12,049]

That rhymes with Jason's display name, not mine. You're terrible at this, Jake!

Fuck off, you sophisticunted cunt.

[Rmpr 8,977]

even?! My weird comments were the best part! And nobody tell me you don't miss my random bold words..

LOL, I had even forgot about it. That is how much things here have changed!

[Milan 17,862]

I've been invited to referee some games in the Club European Championship in the indoor football which takes place in Italy in a few weeks. Which is pretty exciting and I am seriously considering it. I've got to decide till tomorrow.