The Pub - Discuss Anything

[capriccioso 2,545]

Somebody who isn't wanker:

Busted, both of you

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

[manpe 10,861]

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

Flashlight? Its more like a tree trunk!

[Jase 43,479]

Thursday can't come soon enough. Freedom awaits ( ) but fear and paranoid will linger around for awhile..

[Spike 12,049]

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

I've always wondered how dem flesh lights held up to the real thang.

[Fulham Broadway 17,299]

Yes to all those except the last one. People seem to think that wanking causes hairy palms, not true as the constant friction keeps it nice and hairless.

Not really. I do have a lot of hair on my armpits and pubic area.

Who the hell grows hair on their palms?!

I fancy myself as a masturbatory legend, actually

Which hand do you normally use? Or are you one of them flashlight fuckers?

If this was my pub I'd bar the fucking lot of you

[Kezza 1,965]

Thursday can't come soon enough. Freedom awaits ( ) but fear and paranoid will linger around for awhile..

Holidays and waiting for exam results or something?

[Jase 43,479]

Holidays and waiting for exam results or something?

Yup. Won't be thinking much about it but there will be that smart little part of my brain thinking about it and I can be quite paranoid at times.

[Spike 12,049]

If this was my pub I'd bar the fucking lot of you

You've got nothing on me.

[Kezza 1,965]

Yup. Won't be thinking much about it but there will be that smart little part of my brain thinking about it and I can be quite paranoid at times.

I know the feeling, worse 2 weeks!

How long you on holis for?

[Jase 43,479]

I know the feeling, worse 2 weeks!

How long you on holis for?

About 3 weeks. Starts on Thursday.

Feeling afraid and paranoid because I won't know my coursework marks before the exam.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Who cares?

Theres more to life than marks.

[termninja 5,290]

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[manpe 10,861]

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Who is football's fastest sprinter?

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Sol Campbell is probably still sliding, hence his speed, which actually increases as time goes by

[Hutcho 8,443]

Sol Campbell is probably still sliding, hence his speed, which actually increases as time goes by