Branislav Ivanovic

[the wes 7,212]

so when is he getting his contract extension???

after xmas lmao

[lito 180]

[Adnane 1,101]

Something really weird happened during the game.

I was watching, then i missed a few actions because i had to go the toilet to take an ivanovic, then when I got back, I saw that Pedro went out, funny thing I didn't even realize he was playing at some point...

No seriously, José should stop hurting our love to Iva by benching him, I can't stand criticizing him this much and I surely don't want his legendary status in my mind ( which has now already been tarnished ) turn into hate or worse, BosingwaKalou-like esteem.

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

because i had to go the toilet to take an ivanovic,

[zakhov 253]

Look this is awful

Ivanovic has been an amazing player for us in the past.

I simply cannot believe how bad he is now. For his sake - please drop him. I want to remember the Ivanovic that was solid and scored goals - not the shell of a player in front of me now.

Please put him out of his misery...

I was just watching a DVD of our 2012/2013 season review. Ivanovic was immense that season and he played in CB for most of the part. Surely he can't get any worse in that position as well?

[chelsea_4_eva 1,157]

please god bring back kalas....

i can't take it anymore...

[scargo 75]

Squawka Football

@Squawka 12 minutes

Branislav Ivanovic's game by numbers vs Porto:

10 misplaced passes

10 tackles attempted

1 tackle won

0 aerial duels won

0 crosses completed

Iva is new academy player??

[BlueLion. 21,491]

He needs to go. I've never seen a player decline so quickly.

[Special Juan 27,421]

Another inept and woeful performance. It's so easy to play against us right now even without the Ivanovic factor, but when it's so blatant how poor we are down that side it's a complete free license for the opposition.

To keep picking him time after time leaves the finger of blame pointing straight at Mourinho.

[Beepu 1,714]

What actually happened to him?? He was solid at the back and scored vital goals in the past, but now players just glide past him. Nevermind the horrid crosses he puts in.

I just don't understand how he got to be so bad. We were actually pressing and showing much more attacking intent against porto, seemed like it was a matter of when we will score, but 1 mistake by this guy and we are 1-0 down. Lost all momentum going up.

[hamad138 190]

Was brahimi raping him ? didnt watch the game

[Fulham Broadway 16,829]

Its since hes started losing his hair, lost his mojo like Samson

[herzogian 148]

Its since hes started losing his hair, lost his mojo like Samson

Don't know if I like the comparison. In the end Samson grew some of his hair back, took down a temple and got himself killed and buried under the falling stones. Chelsea obviously being the temple in this story it doesn't sound very optimistic.

[Reddish-Blue 2,345]

Sell him in January

[Fulham Broadway 16,829]

Don't know if I like the comparison. In the end Samson grew some of his hair back, took down a temple and got himself killed and buried under the falling stones. Chelsea obviously being the temple in this story it doesn't sound very optimistic.

Yup hes going to bring the whole Abramovich babylonion empire down hes got the photos of Mourinho and Eva, Buck with Emanalo, and Abramovich with the tea lady.

[Blue_Fox_ 2,086]

If you'd let him play in the u21 with the kids, he'd let the kids down, that's how bad he is

[zolayes 14,489]

the kid has just said "Im coming on against you at HT ,, be afraid VERY AFRAID .. its gonna easy peasy "

[Fulham Broadway 16,829]

If you'd let him play in the u21 with the kids, he'd let the kids down, that's how bad he is

His crossing is abysmal, whats he like crossing the road, must hit the first car every time.