Chelsea Transfers

[OneMoSalah 8,834]

Bit daft but I find it strange how the media and journalists always put “Chelsea believe they still have a chance of pulling this off” for player X Y or Z.

Well I’d certainly fucking hope so or why else would we try sign them if we didn’t believe we could pull it off 🤣

Edited January 29, 2023 by OneMoSalah

[Costa19 858]

  On 29/01/2023 at 19:38, milka said:

 

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Matt Law is the expert of "Could", "Potentially", "Might do" and other carpentry talk.

Where is Ornstein when you need him?

[TheHulk 2,046]

 

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 19:08, TheHulk said:

 

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that gif makes me feel so utterly joyful I am a lesbian

🤢

[Pizy 18,552]

Don’t think we’ll after a traditional #9 again any time soon. If we get Enzo this month I think the only 1 or 2 things we’ll be after in the summer is perhaps a new keeper and possibly a pure DM depending on what happens with Kante.

[YorkshireBlue 3,175]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:07, Vesper said:

that gif makes me feel so utterly joyful I am a lesbian

🤢

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Ladies can squirt further than fellas lmao 

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:12, YorkshireBlue said:

Ladies can squirt further than fellas lmao 

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squirting is fake, you watch too much porn

[YorkshireBlue 3,175]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:17, Vesper said:

squirting is fake, you watch too much porn

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It's deffo not fake lol 

[ZAPHOD2319 4,598]

 

[ZAPHOD2319 4,598]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:17, Vesper said:

squirting is fake, you watch too much porn

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CGI the first scene of The Dirt would be the strangest use of CGI ever. I am still traumatized from that scene!

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:22, YorkshireBlue said:

It's deffo not fake lol 

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bullshit

is mostly pee forced by extremely pelvic bladder manipulation, or, often in porn, they load the girl up with water via a douche then film it

I am getting mansplained about female sex now, LOLOLOL

Edited January 29, 2023 by Vesper

[YorkshireBlue 3,175]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:25, Vesper said:

bullshit

is mostly pee forced by extremely pelvic bladder manipulation, or, often in porn, they load the girl up with water via a douche then film it

I am getting mansplained about female sex now, LOLOLOL

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I don't remember loading up any 1 with water lol but if it's pee it's pee us lads couldn't care less at that point lol

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:24, ZAPHOD2319 said:

CGI the first scene of The Dirt would be the strangest use of CGI ever. I am still traumatized from that scene!

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no idea what that is (I know what CGI is of course)

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:28, YorkshireBlue said:

I don't remember loading up any 1 with water lol but if it's pee it's pee us lads couldn't care less at that point lol

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the point is it not a female orgasm event

it has nothing to do with a big dick or fingers or a dildo making a woman shoot a 'lady load' cuz Lemmy Longcocked or Missy Lickalot made her day/night

that is utter bollocks, porn fantasy, designed to sell subs and merch to the rubes

[ZAPHOD2319 4,598]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:28, Vesper said:

no idea what that is (I know what CGI is of course)

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The Dirt is a biography movie of Motely Crue. It is a decent movie. 

[We Hate Scouse 10,291]

Well, this is an interesting read on a Sunday evening 🤣

[Vesper 29,448]

  On 29/01/2023 at 20:33, ZAPHOD2319 said:

The Dirt is a biography movie of Motely Crue. It is a decent movie. 

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never saw it (or even heard of it)

I will check it out

 

[TheHulk 2,046]

Its the final standing TODDD