Chelsea Transfers

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8 hours ago, TheHulk said:

I'm sure everyone will line up to pay him 300k wages a week.

£325K PW

£84.5m in wages alone

summer of 2022 is quite potentially the worst non youth transfer window in the history of the EPL)

(the youth buys may well end up being superb though)

counting fees, add-on, and wages

for just these 5 players below

we may well have shit away over £500m

half a billion quid!
     
Wesley Fofana 
Marc Cucurella 
Raheem Sterling  
Kalidou Koulibaly
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 

let that sink in

I would never have bought any of them then

nada, null, nyet, nein, nej, none, fuck off and hell no

let alone those INSANE wages on most long term contracts

KK ALONE was £95m in fees+wages!!

what the fuckery

 

now, I have no problem with the January window so far, OTHER THAN, of course, ENZO, and that is a potential insane cock up

time and who we do buy will tell if it was as bad as I think it can be

oh, and another issue (albeit not our fault) is if we cannot get Arsen

 

Edited January 16, 2023 by Vesper

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20 minutes ago, Vegetable said:

Still, it will go down terribly

no it won't

it is a cheap, super intelligent buy

great for us IMHO

especially at such little cost with HUGE potential upside

 

[YorkshireBlue 3,264]

11 minutes ago, Vesper said:

£325K PW

£84.5m in wages alone

summer of 2022 is quite potentially the worst non youth transfer window in the history of the EPL)

(the youth buys may well end up being superb though)

counting fees, add-on, and wages

for just these 5 players below

we may well have shit away over £500m

half a billion quid!
     
Wesley Fofana 
Marc Cucurella 
Raheem Sterling  
Kalidou Koulibaly
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 

let that sink in

I would never have bought any of them then

nada, null, nyet, nein, nej, none, fuck off and hell no

let alone those INSANE wages on most long term contracts

KK ALONE was £95m in fees+wages!!

what the fuckery

 

now, I have no problem with the January window so far, OTHER THAN, of course, ENZO, and that is a potential insane cock up

time and who we do buy will tell if it was as bad as I think it can be

oh, and another issue (albeit not our fault) is if we cannot get Arsen

 

If it's true we are willing to sterling, just shows TT got what he asked for.

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21 minutes ago, TheHulk said:

let this happen!!

they can drop the £100-120m or so on him

Rice has NEVER had a season as good as the one Xhaka (of all people!) is having now, may well never have one

 

[MoroccanBlue 5,375]

Arsenal getting Rice. Bayern allegedly want Havertz. 

Oh happy days. 

[Vegetable 830]

6 minutes ago, Vesper said:

no it won't

it is a cheap, super intelligent buy

great for us IMHO

especially at such little cost with HUGE potential upside

 

Yeeees, I mean, pr wise, no doubt he's a good player, but the outcry of doing business with Russian club will be massive, especially it's us and no other club. We will be bashed eternally. The players "running away" from their league got free pass, but I doubt this transfer will. 

[Hashishi 148]

I think Havertz will come good. He was excellent when he had Werner making runs. Imagine how he'll play with Mudryk and Nkunku. We just need a DM and a RB. I would be happy with just Enzo and a backup for James.

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20 minutes ago, TheHulk said:

That's good shame there is no such alternative for Enzo as well. He was unique.

Jude Bellingham
Bruno Guimarães    
Martín Zubimendi  
Matheus Nunes

young:

Manuel Ugarte 
Máximo Perrone  
Carlos Alcaraz  

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18 minutes ago, Vegetable said:

Yeeees, I mean, pr wise, no doubt he's a good player, but the outcry of doing business with Russian club will be massive, especially it's us and no other club. We will be bashed eternally. The players "running away" from their league got free pass, but I doubt this transfer will. 

I dont give a toss about what anyone would say

literally do not give a fuck

he is a Russian teenager

he is not some Putin warmonger or enabler

I leave condemning people based off ethnic origin to the Nazis and the KKK

[Pizy 18,848]

Rice seems like the exact opposite of what you’d typically consider an Arse player. Really can’t picture him in that shirt.

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Just now, Pizy said:

Rice seems like the exact opposite of what you’d typically consider an Arse player. Really can’t picture him in that shirt.

but he is welcome to it!

practicing already

[TheHulk 2,401]