Papy Djilobodji

[Jase 43,479]

Papy is the new Shevchenko

Not exactly. Papy isn't a big name signing and doesn't cost much. At least there won't be any pressure on Mourinho to play him.

[Rapkun 668]

Chelsea FC signing Djilobodji is a joke tbh, no disrespect to the player but he's midtable team quality at best. 18 yo Zouma pisses all over this guy and was absolutely better than him back when he was at Saint-Etienne. He draws fouls like no end and his technique on the ball is awful so don't expect much from him. He's tall and strong and that's it. Maybe he could prove to be useful in a physical league and a fitting system but I'd rather give Zouma more playing time.

It's a shame we missed on Abdenour.

[quickpassnmove 924]

Another guy with an unpronounceable name. Hope the FA ban us for not having enough English players soon, I really do. Smh..

that's about as easy as they come. what's the problem?

[Pizy 18,368]

The thing is, I'd actually believe that report. Shit team in a shit league, bang average player.

I highly doubt José would've known much, if anything about him.

[James 5,194]

Worth signing for the name alone.

Papiss Mbouba Mbwiwa Abu Fuongo Baba Mison Djilobodji

[Jase 43,479]

The thing is, I'd actually believe that report. Shit team in a shit league, bang average player.

I highly doubt José would've known much, if anything about him.

But didn't the Nantes president claim we've been following him for some time?

[Duppy Conqueror 1,494]

I think people are following me all the time..usually after a smoke when I pop out for munchies..perhaps they want to sign meeee..

[empire of emotions 247]

azpi, papy

baba and happy

[Etoo fils 45]

On JPLUS1, a show about football on Canal+ tonight, it's like skysports in UK, there is an agent who said,

They ask him about this deal because everybody is surprised in France.

"I spoke with Luis Campos (Director of Monaco and good friend of José and Jorge Mendes), he told me, José got owned on this deal"

[termninja 5,290]

Worth signing for the name alone.

Papiss Mbouba Mbwiwa Abu Fuongo Baba Mison Djilobodji [emoji14]h34r:

Maybe we could revert to policy of having full player names? [emoji9] [emoji9]

[nadavTKL 1,787]

On JPLUS1, a show about football on Canal+ tonight, it's like skysports in UK, there is an agent who said,

They ask him about this deal because everybody is surprised in France.

"I spoke with Luis Campos (Director of Monaco and good friend of José and Jorge Mendes), he told me, José got owned on this deal"

Got owned by...?

[LAM09 6,744]

You couldn't make it up!

That surely has to be nonsense.

[Cech's helmet 220]

He looks shite on the ball, how can he manage to look bad in Youtube videos

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

I know shit teams get attacked more hence their defence statistics must be better esp clearances. But you don't make 6.5 interceptions per game without having a genuine understanding of the game. yes he is horrible on the ball and can't go with it more than 2 yards but in the odds coc games he will play all he needs to do is to pass to JT after a tackle so what's the fuss. can't be worse than Ben Haim.

[bluesman2610 1,341]

I like that he is left footed CB

[quickpassnmove 924]

He's strong in the air!

I think this kind of move would have made sense weeks ago if CFC were planning to get a second solid fullback in the market, plus a couple players for CM.

CM: Matic, Loftus-Cheek, new player, new player

fullback: Azpi, Rahman, new player, Ivanovic

Anyone think CFC will get someone for centre mid?

[BlueStorm1003 539]

Well this one came out of nowhere. What´s next? An unknown midfielder instead of pogba? (Not saying I was expecting Pogba to come, but hell)

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

Next time we play in asia we should form a team of giants

-------------Tibo-------

Brana-Papy-Cahill-Zouma

--------Matic--Mikel---------

Kenedy----RLC-----Remy

------------Costa-------------

average height would be almost 6'3'' (190cm). even though that team has about as much creativity as a toaster and would probably play out a 0-0, it would surely increase our popularity there, cos asians worship tall men for some reason.