Hotseat 9: We Hate Scouse

[Spike 12,049]

Under pressure by an unnamed member of the staff and a certain chav the next hotseat user is: @We Hate Scouse,

But first remember some basic rules:

• Don't harass other members with inappropriate questions.
• Don't insult or troll members.
• Don't expect your question to be answered, it is up to the member to answer it or not. If they feel uncomfortable answering it they have the right to not answer it.
• Be sensible and respect other users.
• Have fun!

There are already quite a few people on the list for next hotseats but don't be afraid to nominate yourself! We need new users!

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Hotseat 1: Henrique

Hotseat 2: Madmax

Hotseat 3: Rmpr

Hotseat 4: Korea Beepu

Hotseat 5: Barbara

Hotseat 6: Stats

Hotseat 7: Alex

Hotseat 8: KevinAshburner

[Spike 12,049]

Will you marry me, leave your gf and son and travel to the bahamas? Eric can be our slave.

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

How does it feel having the greatest and most truthful username on the history of internet forums?

[Strike 7,217]

your son decides to support Liverpool. what do you do?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

If you had to give a BJ to either Jake or Cap, who would you choose?

Seriously, favorite book?

Favorite band/song?

Watch TV or read a book?

Favorite TV show?

If you were God for a day, what would you do?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Will you marry me, leave your gf and son and travel to the bahamas? Eric can be our slave.

If I can bring my son. Eric can nanny him!

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

How does it feel having the greatest and most truthful username on the history of internet forums?

It like genuinely took me 10 minutes to think of it. It was a difficult time in my life but obviously I overcame that with ridiculously good results.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

your son decides to support Liverpool. what do you do?

If that day ever came I wouldn't have a son.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

If you had to give a BJ to either Jake or Cap, who would you choose?

Seriously, favorite book?

Favorite band/song?

Watch TV or read a book?

Favorite TV show?

If you were God for a day, what would you do?

Having already confirmed penis sizes I would have Caps penis in my mouth as it is exceptionally small. It'd be like having nothing in there.

I don't really read much at all. Goosebump books were pretty decent.

Favourite band is difficult Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Blur, Milburn are all up there.

Id rather watch TV all day long.

I'm a fan of stupid cartoons although I dont find many funny I just appreciate the work gone in to them.

If I was god for a day I'd abolish all religion and then everyone will get on (no offense intended to anyone)

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

WHS if you could Choose any Job or Profession or Career for Yourself what would it be.

If you could move to any place in the world where would you go.

If I Gave You 3 Options of Sports You Could be The Best and Famous for which one would you take.

1. The Most Famous Chelsea FC Player.

2. The Best Golfer in The World.

3. The Best Cricketer in The World.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Favourite band is difficult Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Blur, Milburn are all up there.

I remember you keeping an avatar of a certain band for a long time a couple of years ago, but I can't remember which..

Favorite staff member? Remember there are no wrong answers, but certain answers could quite possibly get you banned

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I remember you keeping an avatar of a certain band for a long time a couple of years ago, but I can't remember which..

Favorite staff member? Remember there are no wrong answers, but certain answers could quite possibly get you banned

Good memory haha it was Milburn. I go through phases of liking a band then not liking them then rekindling the liking.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

WHS if you could Choose any Job or Profession or Career for Yourself what would it be.

If you could move to any place in the world where would you go.

If I Gave You 3 Options of Sports You Could be The Best and Famous for which one would you take.

1. The Most Famous Chelsea FC Player.

2. The Best Golfer in The World.

3. The Best Cricketer in The World.

Porn star or stock broker.

Australia or Thialand

Golfer as you'd be remembered longer.

[Clevemayer 764]

What is it, that gives you that mojo sexy mofo?

[manpe 10,861]

Why do you hate scouse?

Who is "we" in your name?

How does it feel being my slave?

How overjoyed were you when I won the MOTM award?

How much do you like me?

When's the last time you saw a doctor?

Was that doctor Indian by any chance?

Have you ever had your prostate examed? If yes, then describe the feeling.

Have you ever had something shoved up your butthole?

When you shower do you go from your head to feet or feet to head? Or maybe some third option we don't know about?

Do you floss?

What was your first word after birth?

Are you hetero, gay, bi or asexual?

How much exactly does annoy you?

If you had to choose getting stomped by an elephant or eaten by a shark, which one would you choose?

Torres or Bogarde?

Are you sexually attracted to any female users here, like Barbara or B.Jen <3?

Have you ever had any STDs?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Favorite staff member? Remember there are no wrong answers, but certain answers could quite possibly get you banned

Has to be Alex. He's a genuinely good person. I'll say you're second to appease you

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

What is it, that gives you that mojo sexy mofo?

I don't even.....

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Why do you hate scouse?

Who is "we" in your name?

How does it feel being my slave?

How overjoyed were you when I won the MOTM award?

How much do you like me?

When's the last time you saw a doctor?

Was that doctor Indian by any chance?

Have you ever had your prostate examed? If yes, then describe the feeling.

Have you ever had something shoved up your butthole?

When you shower do you go from your head to feet or feet to head? Or maybe some third option we don't know about?

Do you floss?

What was your first word after birth?

Are you hetero, gay, bi or asexual?

How much exactly does annoy you?

If you had to choose getting stomped by an elephant or eaten by a shark, which one would you choose?

Torres or Bogarde?

Are you sexually attracted to any female users here, like Barbara or B.Jen <3?

Have you ever had any STDs?

The scouse accent is vile. The lack of class amongst their peasants is vile. I blame maggie thatcher god bless her.

We is me is who is we

Being your slave is easy you don't even make me do anything.

You won man of the match? I didn't even know you played.

Out of 10 you'd get a 7

I saw a doctor Friday 11th July. I played football on the Thursday and stretched the ligaments in my ankle. Hurt like a bitch.

The doctor was not Indian

I have not.

A finger during sex (with a woman) its pretty off putting.

I'm straight I have a son haha

I have literally never got annoyed with spike he's a funny guy or he isn't trying hard enough.

Stomped by an elephant. Sharks play with their food. I could be alive for hours in agony.

Torres. He tries bless him.

Id give Barbara one, but I'm probably too young for her liking. I don't trust that Jen person I think it's a 40 year old fat man.

I have not. I had a test once. They stick a cotton bud up your japseye it's fucking painful.