CHELSEA FC PUB CLUBHOUSE OF KEVIN ARNOLD ASHBURNER

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

If Premier League Team Names Were Based On Their Logos

November 15, 2013 at 7:11pm EST

http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/if-premier-league-team-names-were-based-on-their-logos

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

WOODFURNACE you're boring me. Entertain me peasant.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

@Stingray - I found a new meaning behind you're Username on forum.TC.net

Police Keep Quiet About New Suitcase-Size, Cell-Tracking Technology Called Stingray!

Uploaded Today 4 hours ago By: DAHBOO77

Link to Article Document:

http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140322/NEWS90/140329933/-1/NEWS

[Stingray 9,441]

@Stingray - I found a new meaning behind you're Username on forum.TC.net

Police Keep Quiet About New Suitcase-Size, Cell-Tracking Technology Called Stingray!

Uploaded Today 4 hours ago By: DAHBOO77

Link to Article Document:

http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140322/NEWS90/140329933/-1/NEWS

I already told you i was a masonic illuminati. The time has come ASSBURNER ....

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

FUNNY FUNNY ARSENAL FOOTBALL CARTOON MATCH

Published on Dec 13, 2013

[Peppen 934]

Kevin, are you alright? You seem to be... developing quite a few.. Strange habits, which even for an ASHBURNER, seems to break the boundaries?

Are you fine with me and a couple of the guys from the office coming over for a visit this Friday? We'll bring pork and mustard sandwiches? Your favorite?

P.S: I saw you searched on Google, and would like to clarify that, no, midgets and ovens don't go well together. It is beyond me why such things turn you on, but hey, a WOODFURNACE has got to do what he has got to do.

PPS: Jeff asked if you could please stop searching for SO MUCH PORN? His job is to watch everything you watch, and boy I tell you, I think he is about to go insane. So if you'd cut down on your pornographic needs, that'd be great alright Kevin? Cheers.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Kevin, are you alright? You seem to be... developing quite a few.. Strange habits, which even for an ASHBURNER, seems to break the boundaries?

Are you fine with me and a couple of the guys from the office coming over for a visit this Friday? We'll bring pork and mustard sandwiches? Your favorite?

P.S: I saw you searched on Google, and would like to clarify that, no, midgets and ovens don't go well together. It is beyond me why such things turn you on, but hey, a WOODFURNACE has got to do what he has got to do.

PPS: Jeff asked if you could please stop searching for SO MUCH PORN? His job is to watch everything you watch, and boy I tell you, I think he is about to go insane. So if you'd cut down on your pornographic needs, that'd be great alright Kevin? Cheers.

I can't help it. Them Midgets and that Internet Porn is really helping and controlling my Intense Suppression of holding back my Fantasies in my Head and Mind.Holding back My Lion in My Cage = (Underwear + Pants = Cage) and I am scared of letting that big Lion out of the Cage and Causing a stir and creating and causing havoc whenever it needs some Movement and some Excercise Outside of it's Cage.

[Peppen 934]

I can't help it. Them Midgets and that Internet Porn is really helping and controlling my Intense Suppression of holding back my Fantasies in my Head and Mind.Holding back My Lion in My Cage = (Underwear + Pants = Cage) and I am scared of letting that big Lion out of the Cage and Causing a stir and creating and causing havoc whenever it needs some Movement and some Excercise Outside of it's Cage.

I get your wibe, Kevin. But think about the poor midgets that suffer because of your lust. Or Jeff who has to watch through 25 hours of porn every day in his entire life. No human would be able to do that, and maintain a proper sanity.

I guess that's why you are not a mere human, Kevin. We made a good choice granting you the title of the Enlightened One. Have you read about our preparations to invade Earth? I am constructing my suit as we speak, inspired by your glory:

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

MICK MCCARTHY - The Greatest Football Manager of All Time

Uploaded on Feb 20, 2012

A loving tribute to the days when Mick managed Wolverhampton Wanderers. He is the greatest football manager of all time, and the greatest man of all time.

Note: don't make a cartoon about a man who is blatantly going to get sacked and make you look so 2011.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

[Stingray 9,441]

Two dutch Kevin songs - for the ASSBURNER !!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

LUIS SUAREZ and IVANOVIC STAR IN JAWS REMAKE by 442oons

Published on Mar 25, 2014

Watch the Premier League remake of Jaws - 'TEETH', starring Suarez, Ivanovic, Jones, Mourinho, Wenger and friends!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Even Better Money Shot Cake HD

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e31_1395611775

everyone watch this please - it is a cake with a cock cumming with white cream in the penis head on the cake

I haven't got a clue how or if you can embed a liveleak.com video on here and how to do that.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

link to the picture in view image mode

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/10/526af0573128b.jpg

The most inappropriate Halloween costumes of all time.

http://happyplace.someecards.com/11102/the-most-inappropriate-halloween-costumes-of-all-time

[Sidzeret 2,257]

link to the picture in view image mode

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2013/10/526af0573128b.jpg

The most inappropriate Halloween costumes of all time.

http://happyplace.someecards.com/11102/the-most-inappropriate-halloween-costumes-of-all-time

Yeah people are doing that to spread awareness about Testicular cancer.

Do you think The Illuminati have something do with it?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Eating a Scorpion - Bug War Challenge

Published on Mar 28, 2014

YOUTUBERS: RHETT AND LINK ON GMM - GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING - WATCH 1ST - PART 1

Eating a Giant Centipede

Published on Mar 28, 2014

YOUTUBERS: RHETT AND LINK ON GMM - GOOD MYTHICAL MORE - WATCH 2ND - PART 2

BOTH VIDEOS JUST UPLOADED AT: FRIDAY 28 MARCH 2014 - 10:00AM GMT & FRIDAY 28 MARCH 2014 - 11:00PM NZDT

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Hi Kevin if you had to make a football team solely on Talk Chelsea members, who would they be and why?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Hi Kevin if you had to make a football team solely on Talk Chelsea members, who would they be and why?

How can I make a Team on Members and give you a reason why. I don't really know anybody here, just like most people here.I still will give a Team & Members here but, it will have to be a guess on Positions & Places in the Starting Lineup & Substitutes. I already know all my Favourite people here.