CHELSEA FC PUB CLUBHOUSE OF KEVIN ARNOLD ASHBURNER

[Roquila 1,335]

KEVIN WOODFURNACE, could you post a video of you here please? We all want to see you in MOTION. I am out of things to masturbate to.

[DJames 729]

Both my internet and cable is down....I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. Why is the illumaniti doing this to me. Is it me they are looking for?

[Stingray 9,441]

KEVIN WOODFURNACE, could you post a video of you here please? We all want to see you in MOTION. I am out of things to masturbate to.

Me too! I want an assburner wankvideo!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

ALERT! Yellowstone Buffalo Running for Their Lives!

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2511940/pg1

Yellowstone Bison ... On the Run!

This herd of Yellowstone National Park Bison dashes from Mammoth Hot Springs eastward along the roadway and deeper into the park.

Published on Mar 14, 2014

March 14, 2014

[zyzz 711]

KEVIN ARNOLD ASHBURNER where has your sig gone? what happened to the TALKCHELSEA.NET ARMY? was it the illuminati?

[Roquila 1,335]

KEVIN ARNOLD ASHBURNER where has your sig gone? what happened to the TALKCHELSEA.NET ARMY? was it the illuminati?

Appearently he did that thing that the guy in his sig requested him to do.

[Tiwaz 539]

Appearently he did that thing that the guy in his sig requested him to do.

Does this mean we are banished from his kingdom?!

[Roquila 1,335]

Does this mean we are banished from his kingdom?!

We actually started a movement against him. He is anti-illuminati and we are the Illuminati. Stingray is the Lord and i am his right hand(dont use me for your dirty things @Stingray).

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

everything is okay @Tiwaz & @Roquila. I am just so bored and tired and losing my interest in everything and this forum. I am just trying the best I can to fight myself into not giving up.

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

everything is okay @Tiwaz & @Roquila. I am just so bored and tired and losing my interest in everything and this forum. I am just trying the best I can to fight myself into not giving up.

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE.

Please don't leave.

You bring joy to everyone.

I wrote a poem for you...

His name is kevin arnold

His future was definitely foretold

He was to become the King of a forum

Where people there adore him

The Illuminati decided what would happen

They wrote it all out in Latin

I couldn't quite understand it

So I guessed it all after I scanned it

Stingray was to be made the queen

Because there's no GIF that he hasn't seen

And Roquilla would become the filthy whore

That'd suck Kevin off when Stingray was bored

There was also a guy called Peppen who was KEVIN WOODFURNACE's midget slave, but that was part of another rhyme.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE.

Please don't leave.

You bring joy to everyone.

I wrote a poem for you...

His name is Kevin Arnold Ashburner

His future was definitely foretold

He was to become the King of a forum

Where people there adore him

The Illuminati decided what would happen

They wrote it all out in Latin

I couldn't quite understand it

So I guessed it all after I scanned it

Stingray was to be made the queen

Because there's no GIF that he hasn't seen

And Roquilla would become the filthy whore

That'd suck Kevin off when Stingray was bored

There was also a guy called Peppen who was KEVIN WOODFURNACE's midget slave, but that was part of another rhyme.

[Stingray 9,441]

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE.

Please don't leave.

You bring joy to everyone.

I wrote a poem for you...

His name is kevin arnold

His future was definitely foretold

He was to become the King of a forum

Where people there adore him

The Illuminati decided what would happen

They wrote it all out in Latin

I couldn't quite understand it

So I guessed it all after I scanned it

Stingray was to be made the queen

Because there's no GIF that he hasn't seen

And Roquilla would become the filthy whore

That'd suck Kevin off when Stingray was bored

There was also a guy called Peppen who was KEVIN WOODFURNACE's midget slave, but that was part of another rhyme.

Aaaaaaaw sweet!!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Imagining Every Premier League Club with a Hull Tigers-Style Name Change

By Ryan Bailey , Featured Columnist

Mar 21, 2014

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1997080-imagining-every-premier-league-club-with-a-hull-tigers-style-name-change

[The_Flash 1,144]

Can someone please help I need two tickets together Sunderland tickets please for first time to the bridge

[Roquila 1,335]

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE.

Please don't leave.

You bring joy to everyone.

I wrote a poem for you...

His name is kevin arnold

His future was definitely foretold

He was to become the King of a forum

Where people there adore him

The Illuminati decided what would happen

They wrote it all out in Latin

I couldn't quite understand it

So I guessed it all after I scanned it

Stingray was to be made the queen

Because there's no GIF that he hasn't seen

And Roquilla would become the filthy whore

That'd suck Kevin off when Stingray was bored

There was also a guy called Peppen who was KEVIN WOODFURNACE's midget slave, but that was part of another rhyme.

[Roquila 1,335]

KEVIN KEVIN YOU'RE THE KING

FOR YOU I WOULD DO EVERYTHING

EXCEPT BEING HOMO, THATS NOT MY THING

SUCKING COCKS ON A GAY CRUISE

I WOULD LEAVE THAT TO 'WE HATE SCOUSE'

O KEVIN KEVIN YOU'RE THE GLORY

WHEN YOU APPEAR, EVERYONE GETS HORNY

I WANT A GIF OF A TURTLE FUCKING A PONY

PRINCESS STINGRAY WILL FIND THAT

FOR OUTSIDERS, THIS THREAD IS REALLY CRAP

O KEVIN KEVIN YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR

IN LIFE YOU WONT GET TOO FAR.

KEVIN KEVIN YOU'RE THE MAN

I HOPE YOU'LL NEVER GET A BANN.

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 2013/2014 - WEEKEND STATISTICS (STATS)

SATURDAY 22 MARCH 2014 - SAT/22/03/2014

OVERALL MATCH STATISTICS

8 - MATCHES/GAMES PLAYED

32 - OVERALL GOALS

24 - GOALS HOME TEAMS SCORED

8 - GOALS AWAY TEAMS SCORED

6 - TEAMS SCORED - 0 GOALS

6 - HOME TEAMS GOT YELLOW CARDS

15 - AWAY TEAMS GOT YELLOW CARDS

21 - OVERALL YELLOW CARDS

3 - RED CARDS

CHELSEA FC - 6 GOALS

LIVERPOOL FC - 6 GOALS

MANCHESTER CITY FC - 5 GOALS

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal | #NoRules Unofficial Fan Highlights

Published on Mar 23, 2014

Our friends at William Lawson's have come up with a brilliantly unique way to watch all the goals from Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal - unofficial match highlights, recreated by real fans.

UPLOADED 46 MINUTES AGO BY FOOTBALL DAILY