👕 Chelsea Kits Thread

[Spike 12,049]

I'll never pay for another jersey as long as it is covered in Adidas' cumshot stripes and a huge sponsorship that takes up 1/3 of the chest. Although I will say I enjoy how garish this new kit is. I love the kitsch.

[Jase 43,479]

Adidas weren't subtle with their indirect message, were they?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

look what Leicester City will be wearing on their Jersey Sleeves in The New Premier League Era for 2016/2017 Season.

on The Left (Patch 1) Leicester City will be wearing on their Sleeves and on The Right (Patch 2) The Other 19 EPL Teams. 

[Madmax 9,219]

5 hours ago, CHOULO19 said:

I know we've been shit this season but Adidas didn't even bother with any proper 'reveal' let alone some sort of ad campaign for the new kit. Instead it's just two players awkwardly taking off a jacket while Will Dalton makes small talk that Eden doesn't seem to understand and Ruben couldn't look less interested in if he wanted to!  

Pretty fitting though for those awful kits. The best way to describe them would probably be that the marker-pen yellow on is the good kit between the two! 

Can you blame anyone for not being hyped about these?

We're going to wear tablecloths for a season. My money has never felt this safe.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

2 minutes ago, Madmax said:

Can you blame anyone for not being hyped about these?

We're going to wear tablecloths for a season. My money has never felt this safe.

I'm not at all someone who is fussy about kits, but there is no way I'm actually paying for one of these.

But seriously, who the f*ck approved these? Because you know that they must have gotten to some manager who looked at them and somehow said "Go ahead with those". That guy NEEDS a different job... 

[MichaelDance 552]

15 minutes ago, KevinAshburner said:

look what Leicester City will be wearing on their Jersey Sleeves in The New Premier League Era for 2016/2017 Season.

on The Left (Patch 1) Leicester City will be wearing on their Sleeves and on The Right (Patch 2) The Other 19 EPL Teams. 

Yuck! if anything that would wreck the kits. But i never buy the badge on the shirts.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Whats the difference between the kit that costs 90 pounds and the one for 75?

[MichaelDance 552]

4 minutes ago, xPetrCechx said:

Whats the difference between the kit that costs 90 pounds and the one for 75?

I think it has that sweat resistant one, which was included in the normal kit.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Remove the lion print and it would've been a simple and pleasing kit. What the fuck where they thinking  

[manpe 10,861]

Awful. 

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Saw it thought awww that's nice might buy it..Didn't spot the lion print wtf is that?!don't look good!

Hopefully away be nicer 

[Captain Ahmed 528]

A pyjama this shirt,disappointed 

[Styles 9,790]

8 hours ago, Liquidator said:

what was the budget for the kit marketing campaign this year then? 57p and a Mars bar? Shocking. Awful kit revealed in a way a league 2 team would reveal theirs

Adidas aren't paying the big money for us to finish midtable and play shit on a stick football.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

3 hours ago, LDN Blue said:

Remove the lion print and it would've been a simple and pleasing kit. What the fuck where they thinking  

Exactly!nice design n shape and then looks like someone got bored and shoved lion prints on to 'jazz' it up

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

4 hours ago, LDN Blue said:

Remove the lion print and it would've been a simple and pleasing kit. What the fuck where they thinking  

But this is always us. Like last year, Madrid have a really simple classy looking home shirt with off white stripes.WE on the other hand have the weird misshapen collar that looks fake. Other years it's the weird background markings. Whoever approves them needs shot. As others have said take that shirt say " lose the lions all over it and that us" and send it back to adidas to fix

[Pizy 18,368]

6 hours ago, Spike said:

I'll never pay for another jersey as long as it is covered in Adidas' cumshot stripes and a huge sponsorship that takes up 1/3 of the chest. Although I will say I enjoy how garish this new kit is. I love the kitsch.

Never thought I'd read the word cumshot on TC. Hahahahaha! 

Agreed, though. Why is so hard to make a solid blue shirt with white striped on the shoulders? They've got to add "flair" that I guess they think kids love.

[Steve 10,227]

This shirt is disgusting...  Are we seriously going to be wearing  pyjamas next season... 

[LDN Blue 7,903]

24 minutes ago, ulsterchelsea said:

But this is always us. Like last year, Madrid have a really simple classy looking home shirt with off white stripes.WE on the other hand have the weird misshapen collar that looks fake. Other years it's the weird background markings. Whoever approves them needs shot. As others have said take that shirt say " lose the lions all over it and that us" and send it back to adidas to fix

Fucking hope those @We Hate Scouse rumours about Nike are true. At leas they can do simple when they set their minds to it.