Cathy Misses First Game for 34 Years

[Jype 6,398]

Still, she's a bit of a looker ain't she?

Oh come on, you'd still hit that and you know it.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Foreign fans are plastic. Season ticket holders are real fans

She even lays into British fans who don't go to every game. Scrap that, she lays into every Chelsea fan who isn't from South West London. She's a sanctimonious, fascist, arrogant bigot, and that's where the good points end.

[Azpinator 2,325]

I wonder what this bitch thinks of Benitez. She wouldn't call him fat though (awkward!).

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

She even lays into British fans who don't go to every game. Scrap that, she lays into every Chelsea fan who isn't from South West London. She's a sanctimonious, fascist, arrogant bigot, and that's where the good points end.

Literally every game as well. The group I went with had a few run ins with her at European aways. She was always boastful and talked down to us because we were younger and didn't go to Rotherham away when we lost 6-0...Which made me laugh because it's mentioned in the article. She was always known as Fat Cath to us. She has a lot of friends and respect from older regulars, but she also has a lot of enemies.

[Spike 12,049]

Literally every game as well. The group I went with had a few run ins with her at European aways. She was always boastful and talked down to us because we were younger and didn't go to Rotherham away when we lost 6-0...Which made me laugh because it's mentioned in the article. She was always known as Fat Cath to us. She has a lot of friends and respect from older regulars, but she also has a lot of enemies.

Should have married her, that's prime gash, you know?

Tell the bitch next time you see that if I was plastic I'd be dead because humans can't be made out of plastic. Dumb bitch.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

So she goes to every Chelsea game, big fucking whoopty do.

I don't go to every game - in fact I only go to about 8-10 a season these days - but in four years time I'll most probably have a fucking doctorate. What else has she done with her life, except get fat and incredibly rude? There's being a fan and then there's being a sad cunt. If she was getting all high and mighty because she fought in World War Two and shot down a dozen German Messerschmits then fucking fair play; all she's done is follow a football team and at ridiculously stupid expense.

[bababoom 4,478]

Should have married her, that's prime gash, you know?

Tell the bitch next time you see that if I was plastic I'd be dead because humans can't be made out of plastic. Dumb bitch.

You sure?

[EBH 283]

I think, people like her, they are wasting theyre time. In 34 years she must have attended 1000 games, 90000 minutes. That is more than two whole months of life sitting in a stadium.

She has thrown away a lifetime on a simple game.

[Spike 12,049]

I think, people like her, they are wasting theyre time. In 34 years she must have attended 1000 games, 90000 minutes. That is more than two whole months of life sitting in a stadium.

She has thrown away a lifetime on a simple game.

According your maths she has only thrown away 2 months. Not quite a lifetime for a 50 odd year old hag.

[Liquidator 5,176]

really want to see her at a game and tell her she's a plastic idiot just to see her reaction

[Rmpr 8,977]

really want to see her at a game and tell her she's a plastic idiot just to see her reaction

She will probably give you candy!

[Weckerz 3,781]

I think, people like her, they are wasting theyre time. In 34 years she must have attended 1000 games, 90000 minutes. That is more than two whole months of life sitting in a stadium.

She has thrown away a lifetime on a simple game.

Hardly a lifetime.. A nephew of mine wasted 460+ days of his life playing WoW.