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Well so far, mine is less clichéd than yours... :D

1. Tarantino is a twat and an awful director.

2. Why would I waste two hours watching a homoerotic film about Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer?

As Orwell said in his five rules

1 "Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print."

2 "Never use a long word where a short one will do."

3 "If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out."

4 "Never use the passive where you can use the active."

5 "Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent."

6 "Break any of these rules sooner than saying anything outright barbarous."

Tarantino is a twat and an awful director.

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Tarantino is a twat and an awful director.

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To all the Tarantino fanboys: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-weirdly-obnoxious-celebrity-fanbases_p2/

He is derivative and self indulgent. Resevoir Dogs was entertaing even if a carbon copy of a Hong Kong film and Pulp Fiction was very good. Inglorious Basterds was the most self indulgent tripe I've ever witnessed, I felt offended that he was shoving it down my eye holes.

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To all the Tarantino fanboys: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-most-weirdly-obnoxious-celebrity-fanbases_p2/

He is derivative and self indulgent. Resevoir Dogs was entertaing even if a carbon copy of a Hong Kong film and Pulp Fiction was very good. Inglorious Basterds was the most self indulgent tripe I've ever witnessed, I felt offended that he was shoving it down my eye holes.

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