You think you did badly in your exams?

[Drogba11CFC 108]

If you think you did badly in your exams, or for those teachers who sometimes wonder whether certain students actually tried, there's always worse...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108063/Funnyexam-com-Hilarious-exam-answers-given-students.html

[Laylabelle 9,359]

Hahahaha!!!! Just remember my French speaking exam was pretty much made up of English words with an E on the end...Je loste....to be fair did try I was just shite at French.Fuck knows what my French teacher must have though!

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I absolutely howled with laughter at some of those!

[Madmax 9,219]

[termninja 5,290]

That's just bloody brilliant

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Seen pretty much all of these before. Not this one however, which is amazing:

[Liquidator 5,176]

[dave30 728]

ha ha i remember drawing stick figures of Chelsea winning the double in my GCSE maths exam. And when asked why somebody was right when it came to a certain equation i said because they got a maths degree from Oxford University and then drew a stick figure of him graduating quite chuffed when i got a E to be honest.

[Tomo 21,733]

If it weren't for alegebra i would have smashed my maths one, Algebra was like 50% of the maths exam. Who actually gets that shit?

[Jase 43,479]

This made me laugh like mad!

[Laylabelle 9,359]

If it weren't for alegebra i would have smashed my maths one, Algebra was like 50% of the maths exam. Who actually gets that shit?

Oh god alegebras...used to just read the question and think huh?!What the sodding hell does that mean!Cant say ever used it again either...

[Tomo 21,733]

Oh god alegebras...used to just read the question and think huh?!What the sodding hell does that mean!Cant say ever used it again either...

Does my head in, whats the value of Z timed by the value of Q divided by the value of A? really what was the point of it all, it aint used in real life at-all

[zolayes 14,489]

If it weren't for alegebra i would have smashed my maths one, Algebra was like 50% of the maths exam. Who actually gets that shit?

I do

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

My friend's math test. The part that's been cut off says "this should look like this".

[OneMoSalah 8,778]

Lololololol

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Lololololol

I found that one hilarious as well.

Until I realised how many ball(s) I've got.

[Swedish House Mafia 508]

Lolol, I got exams at the end of the year and I don't care if I fail i'm gonna do some crazy shit!

[BluesChick 1,260]

I do

me too! And i do use it daily!

I think my favorite test question and answer (but reportedly is just a joke):

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Hell from an engineering approach

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid term. The answer was so profound that the Professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
   
   
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
   
   

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

My favorite comment on a test was when the professor stapled a McDonald's application to the test before handing it back! (A friend of a friend had this happen)