Little things that annoy you about Football matches

[BlueLion. 21,491]

• Javier 'Cheese Dorito' Hernandez' stupid punchable face
  
• The kid at Stamford Bridge that sits by a microphone and always screams 'C'MON CHELSEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA' in a fucking annoying high pitch voice because his bollocks haven't dropped
  
• Stoke supporters, who are fucking horrible humans and deserve to be executed by Cheik Tiote
  
• How cold the floor is in the winter at Stamford Bridge
  

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

1. Bosingwa

2. Kalou

3. Malouda

[BosnianLion 232]

• Javier 'Cheese Dorito' Hernandez' stupid punchable face
  
• The kid at Stamford Bridge that sits by a microphone and always screams 'C'MON CHELSEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA' in a fucking annoying high pitch voice because his bollocks haven't dropped
  
• Stoke supporters, who are fucking horrible humans and deserve to be executed by Cheik Tiote
  
• How cold the floor is in the winter at Stamford Bridge
  

Spot on with Hernandez.

[Luke 60]

Gery Neville in the Sky Sports studio.

Ray Wilkins commentating (sorry Butch but you do talk some shite at times).

The stewards at SB are twats.

Queuing for years for a bloody beer.

Foreign fans with their bloody cameras.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Queuing for years for a bloody beer.

I really don't like that Singha stuff, don't know why people do

[dave30 728]

Stewards and other fans telling you to sit down

Foreign fans taking pictures

When replays are shown during play and your missing the game

disapproving looks from the well to do left wing middle class supporters

People who dont sing

going for a piss or a bear and missing a goal

[Luke 60]

I really don't like that Singha stuff, don't know why people do

Its not the best is it chap, but wets the old whistle.

[lentherussian 86]

There is nothing worse than being stuck next to a dickhead in the stands that spends the whole game threatning and shouting (on their own) abuse at the opposition or the ref. If anyone reading this is that person let me enlighten you.

They cant hear you and even If they do, there athletes and would probably flatten you anyway.

I was once sat next to a fan who when the ball went in the crowd he caught it and refused to give it david james back. As james got close he called him everythin under the sun and threw the ball at him in an attempt for it to hurt him. He caught it one handed. What a twat. How can i hurt the keeper, i know ill chuck the ball at him.

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Stupid commentators.

God knows who was doing the Wigan commentry and I know the game was bad but they bloody started going on about pies...then showing someone eating a pie! I dont give a fuck about their pie I wana see the game!!!

Agree about the camera part..zooming on managers...players...a bit of the ground...some fans...then go back to the game and something has happened!

Players kissing the camera..make that Gerrard...that was kinda scary!!

Fans who shout through the the game give it this and that then leave before the end!Some bloke was doing that throughout that Stoke game..left when we were 1-0 down and volia...thats another fans leaving early!All you do is get a head start for the trains woopee!

And at the Community Shield,we were leaving at FT in a rahh we lost sorta way and there were so many Man U fans leaving as well kinda errrm nice to see them lift a trophy and all!

People who dont sing and give dissproving looks to those who do or tut when anyone stands

The screens a Chelsea cause they never work! And you kinda errrrm how longs left.And the time the sound went completly that was an odd game..no liquidator..no annoucements nothing just pictures flashing

The 'who are ya' chants because you know the team will then score against!

The prices at Chelsea!! £3 for a burger or whatever it used to be...and the fact Mushroom and Chicken pie is replaced by some random spicey crap! I used to like the pie!Made me sad lol

The drama of getting a Mocha...probably the only person who ever gets one lol but they're nice....and despite it being on the machine and having a magic button they do the ole 'we dont do them' yes you do espically seeing ass I got one a second ago and would still have it if I hadnt managed to spill it everywhere

[Liquidator 5,176]

1. People who sit in the Shed or Matthew Harding Lower in complete silence and then stare at you when you make some noise

2. People who leave in like the 75th minute or whenever we start losing

3. Idiots in the concourses who stand in front of the entrance gates to the seating area

4. The sticky floor in the Shed Upper

5. Having to sit near a bunch of miserable fucks every game

6. The DJ at Stamford Bridge who plays the same songs every half time

7. The stupid rules implemented by UEFA for Champions League matches where only Heineken can be served and white seats which spell out 'adidas' are covered by blue sellotape because it is advertising a non-UEFA partner

8. People who are never satisfied regardless of the result

9. The claustrophobic- 18th century like East stand

10. Liquidator having to be interrupted for the Barclays Premier League song thingy

11. Tube trains not being frequent enough

12. People who seem more intent on trying to record everything instead of watch the match

13. The little kids who make annoying noises

14. People only joining in around the 7 mark on 10 men went to mow

15. Away fans having the Shed End

16. Being told to sit down

17. The person who sits next to me who spits on the floor every 10 or so minutes and creates a massive puddle by the end of the game

18. People who sit there on their phones

19. Away fans giving it large

20. Miserable stewards

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

People that sing ''Chelsea, Hooligans''... Cringe worthy!

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Bosingwa recieveing the ball.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Warm chairs at school (you never know who was sitting there!)

Spupid and stubborn people

Edit: I just realized that I completely missed that this should be football related

Let me try again...

1. Tom fuckin' Ovrebo

2. Chis fuckin' Foy

Edited January 5, 2012 by Only blue

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

Busquets, Stephen Hunt, Liverpool, Skrtel, Bellamy, Carragher, Sp*ds,Hernandez, Alves, Bendtner, Neil Warnock - just a few

[Spike 12,049]

All you bastards are lucky to frequently watch games live. Moan and bitch all you like, you still have it better than a lot of others.

[Marvin123 485]

Javier hernandez because he was born offside

Craig bellamy because he is Craig bellamy

Luis suarez because he is a foreign version of Craig bellamy

Carragher because he insists on spitting while talking

Neville because his rat like features and mid puberty commentary voice

There now that feels bit better!

[watcherfromafar 11]

I'll second Neil Warnock

[Laylabelle 9,395]

Refs and the fact they make mistakes...but then given charge of a major game..Stuart Atwell for example!!!