BosnianLion 232 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Javier 'Cheese Dorito' Hernandez' stupid punchable faceThe kid at Stamford Bridge that sits by a microphone and always screams 'C'MON CHELSEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA' in a fucking annoying high pitch voice because his bollocks haven't droppedStoke supporters, who are fucking horrible humans and deserve to be executed by Cheik TioteHow cold the floor is in the winter at Stamford BridgeSpot on with Hernandez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke 60 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Gery Neville in the Sky Sports studio.Ray Wilkins commentating (sorry Butch but you do talk some shite at times).The stewards at SB are twats.Queuing for years for a bloody beer.Foreign fans with their bloody cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDN Blue 7,903 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Queuing for years for a bloody beer.I really don't like that Singha stuff, don't know why people do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave30 728 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Stewards and other fans telling you to sit down Foreign fans taking pictures When replays are shown during play and your missing the game disapproving looks from the well to do left wing middle class supporters People who dont sing going for a piss or a bear and missing a goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke 60 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I really don't like that Singha stuff, don't know why people do Its not the best is it chap, but wets the old whistle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lentherussian 86 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 There is nothing worse than being stuck next to a dickhead in the stands that spends the whole game threatning and shouting (on their own) abuse at the opposition or the ref. If anyone reading this is that person let me enlighten you.They cant hear you and even If they do, there athletes and would probably flatten you anyway.I was once sat next to a fan who when the ball went in the crowd he caught it and refused to give it david james back. As james got close he called him everythin under the sun and threw the ball at him in an attempt for it to hurt him. He caught it one handed. What a twat. How can i hurt the keeper, i know ill chuck the ball at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Stupid commentators.God knows who was doing the Wigan commentry and I know the game was bad but they bloody started going on about pies...then showing someone eating a pie! I dont give a fuck about their pie I wana see the game!!!Agree about the camera part..zooming on managers...players...a bit of the ground...some fans...then go back to the game and something has happened!Players kissing the camera..make that Gerrard...that was kinda scary!!Fans who shout through the the game give it this and that then leave before the end!Some bloke was doing that throughout that Stoke game..left when we were 1-0 down and volia...thats another fans leaving early!All you do is get a head start for the trains woopee! And at the Community Shield,we were leaving at FT in a rahh we lost sorta way and there were so many Man U fans leaving as well kinda errrm nice to see them lift a trophy and all!People who dont sing and give dissproving looks to those who do or tut when anyone standsThe screens a Chelsea cause they never work! And you kinda errrrm how longs left.And the time the sound went completly that was an odd game..no liquidator..no annoucements nothing just pictures flashingThe 'who are ya' chants because you know the team will then score against!The prices at Chelsea!! £3 for a burger or whatever it used to be...and the fact Mushroom and Chicken pie is replaced by some random spicey crap! I used to like the pie!Made me sad lolThe drama of getting a Mocha...probably the only person who ever gets one lol but they're nice....and despite it being on the machine and having a magic button they do the ole 'we dont do them' yes you do espically seeing ass I got one a second ago and would still have it if I hadnt managed to spill it everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 1. People who sit in the Shed or Matthew Harding Lower in complete silence and then stare at you when you make some noise2. People who leave in like the 75th minute or whenever we start losing3. Idiots in the concourses who stand in front of the entrance gates to the seating area4. The sticky floor in the Shed Upper5. Having to sit near a bunch of miserable fucks every game6. The DJ at Stamford Bridge who plays the same songs every half time7. The stupid rules implemented by UEFA for Champions League matches where only Heineken can be served and white seats which spell out 'adidas' are covered by blue sellotape because it is advertising a non-UEFA partner8. People who are never satisfied regardless of the result9. The claustrophobic- 18th century like East stand10. Liquidator having to be interrupted for the Barclays Premier League song thingy11. Tube trains not being frequent enough12. People who seem more intent on trying to record everything instead of watch the match13. The little kids who make annoying noises14. People only joining in around the 7 mark on 10 men went to mow15. Away fans having the Shed End16. Being told to sit down17. The person who sits next to me who spits on the floor every 10 or so minutes and creates a massive puddle by the end of the game18. People who sit there on their phones19. Away fans giving it large 20. Miserable stewards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 People that sing ''Chelsea, Hooligans''... Cringe worthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosnian Blue 2,471 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Bosingwa recieveing the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 (edited) Warm chairs at school (you never know who was sitting there!)Spupid and stubborn peopleEdit: I just realized that I completely missed that this should be football related Let me try again...1. Tom fuckin' Ovrebo2. Chis fuckin' Foy Edited January 5, 2012 by Only blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacticalBlues 2,817 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Busquets, Stephen Hunt, Liverpool, Skrtel, Bellamy, Carragher, Sp*ds,Hernandez, Alves, Bendtner, Neil Warnock - just a few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 All you bastards are lucky to frequently watch games live. Moan and bitch all you like, you still have it better than a lot of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin123 534 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Javier hernandez because he was born offsideCraig bellamy because he is Craig bellamyLuis suarez because he is a foreign version of Craig bellamyCarragher because he insists on spitting while talkingNeville because his rat like features and mid puberty commentary voiceThere now that feels bit better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watcherfromafar 11 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 I'll second Neil Warnock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Refs and the fact they make mistakes...but then given charge of a major game..Stuart Atwell for example!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Ok.... at a match:1) People who turn up late 2) People who are there and talk absolute bollocks, they have no idea what they are even watching. 3) People who are at a Chelsea match and show up in their fucking England shirt! Should always wear your colours or at least something with the emblem on. 4) People who eat burgers next to me, don't understand ppl that eat during a game. 5) The west upper. Only a few of them even understand what they are watching, let alone know who they want to win. 6) Foreigners like Japs taking pictures like they're at the theatre. This is serious business, not a show... 7) People that are on a game console or texting while the game is on or reading a pissing book.8) Glory Hunting / Plastic fans. In General:1) The way players go down, i hate it. 2) When the referee's randomly blow when a corner comes in for an infringement. 3) When a player completely smashes a player and moans at the ref when he gives a penalty. Like wtf are u moaning about? 4) Home teams that just defend and hope for a 0-0. 5) Arsene Wenger6) Managers saying the big teams get all the decisions, no proof of that, just jealousy. Like Warnock's comment about Lampards tackle. Probably loads more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James 5,324 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 People who support Torres more than the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin123 534 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 GARY NEVILLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I don't go to games, simply cause it would take me 30hours to get to one. My dream to go though! Anyways... Booing at the games fucking grinds my gears! I would never boo! Also when players appeal as if nothing happend when it's a blatant foul or penalty. Also, are there more chants than 'Chelsea..Chelsea..Chelsea..Chelsea..Chelsea..Chelseeeaaa'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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