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Hamstring strain is not the same as pulling your hamstring. You coukdve saved the trouble of googling all that if you've read my post carefully. You're the sort of guy that think he's got cancer after going through WebMD when he actually has a fungal infections.

Costa's minor muscular injury shouldn't be used as a excuse to keep him here. He is essentially out for 1 game only and we'll be saving millions if Torres fucks off. Roma won't refuse a 20m bid for Destro and we could wrap it up before the window closes. Everyone's gonna be happy.

Minor muscular injury? What is that? Either you pulled your hamstring and is out for 4-6 weeks or you didn't. I really hope its not another hamstring injury.

WTF is that. Maybe he should take some fashion advice from TermX

No solid news about his replacement. Time to make that Destro bid.

Too much quality in our side to not get a win here. I reckon there is no need for deploy a more defensive team like we might have to against the bigger clubs. ................Tibo................... Branna.......JT.......Cahill.....F.Luis ...............Matic.................. .........Fabregas.......Oscar......... .Willian.........D.Costa.........Hazard

It's happening. Most gettable player if Torres leaves which is highly likely now.

Can't wait for his 'Welcome to the PL' moment.

RIP Renaming the East Stand after him will he a fitting tribute after all he has done for the Bridge.

Guess we'll find out soon. I just don't want everyone getting their hopes up so high.

We can't seriously make assumptions based on where he did an Ice bucket challenge, can we? But I'm getting a feeling that something might be up.

Torres being outside London is like the time when Pogba was holidaying in London. Don't get your hopes up just because of that.

A Drogba goal will certaibly blow the roof off the Bridge.

And first touch nightmares all around

This is not exactly a parked bus situation here and we're struggling like we are trying to break down one like last season.

Yup. Premiership and FA Cup double.

There are pictures of her in a bikini in the internet, if that's what you are hoping for Btw did Emma Watson/Stone take the challenge?

Post of the week. LmaoNow I wish we had Demba-ba

Sorry, mate. I don't know how you got Oscar confused for Rami from the latter half of last season. Oscar provides stability and fluidity in the midfield with his work rate and is almost the link between defense and attack most of the time by him dropping deep. Not to mention all the tackles and interceptions. I reckon Jose can bring the best out of both Fabreags and Oscar with that set-up. Ridiculous, that headless chicken comment.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2014/08/giles-smith--lifting-the-lid.html He always cracks me up. I still remember Mo Salah's 'Welcome to English football's moment- that crunching tackle from Sissoko

We might have to pay 10-15m for Destro plus Torres. Quite depressing fall from grace for a £50m man. Just make this happen.

I don't wanna get tortured and killed.

Someone please nominate him for the ice bucket challenge.

Can't wait for someone to nominated Stevie G. Should come with a warning not to slip on the ice. Rafa Benitez

Poor man's Dzeko. That'd do as our 4th man.