ChelseaChick

He's first on my list.

Ok then pal, Monday to Wednesday for you...

I will fight you for it.

Welcome

Welcome

I think Chelsea should sign Nani. Please and thank you Roman dear.

Did you know that I love Kalou?

Hazard is a media whore.

Oh honey xx

He won't go to Liverpool, he couldn't do that.

We'll never see an eyebrow like it again.

Mata's too small, she'd kill him. Ivanovic is the one.

Oh calm yourself, I am queen joker, oh again your trying to take my place

You need to stop getting your knickers in a twist.

Yeah not as needy as you country folk bridie.

Kalou leaving is tragic for two reasons. 1. Mikel won't have a spooning partner for the overnight away trips and 2. He's definitely Wengers type - Pray for Kalou.

I don't need you's.

I'm very sorry.

Kalous bird.

You actually can't love him at Liverpool, you're right. I tried to love Joe Cole at Liverpool but it was not good for my health, had to distance myself from him until he left the slums. I'm so dramatic I know.

Liverpool? Oh no, its like the Joe Cole situation all over again, how am I going to cope.

No you'll just get banned, theres no room for two kalou lovers in this community. On your bike!

Here get off my turf, I've been sticking up for Kalou before you even arrived on the scene bruv leave it yeah?