ChelseaChick

He deserves a slap sometimes, but I wish the rest of the team would take on players like he does!

David Luiz just needs to marry me.

I vote Zolayes.

CJ Revo - In there like swimwear. Obsessed with Sweden

I love how everyone is having a bitch fit over the game. Shit result but I couldn't even be pissed off because I just had such an amazing time at the bridge. I love the MHL. Bale your a chimp bale bale your a chimp. Lets just move on and be happy. Ok bye.

No LDN wins everything.

Well I don't know who he would want me to chant that at...the only fatty is 'Arry and I don't want to see his tits!

No...I'm not one of those knobhead fans who screams abuse at the players. I'm full of love.

You are a very rude man.

Look out for me in MHL, I'm going to be starting the Kalou chants.

I couldn't answer yes to any of those questions. I'm in demand as it is. Soz babes.

These CL matches will be the death of me. But I don't care, well worth it. Exhausting game I tell ya, even for me sitting at home on my sofa. My voice is gone and I'm in party mode. What a night. I love this club.

Sad face.

We're going to have to get physical with these boys I tell ya.

Just be a man Fernando!!

Terry - Warrior.

Who's TX?

Fernando and Kalou...grand job.

Cox put one past Cech last night....hes not hoping for a repeat of that ;-) Ah it will be grand. We have Salomon Kalou!

Cahills face is too long and his waist is too small.

I want to be the presenter. Also can I have my own section for announcing best looking player of the week.

Thank god Kalou will be back soon

Its time for AVB to bring Bosingwa and Malouda around to all the clubs in England in a little white van and haggle. I'm sorry but absolute shambles. I don't care if Bosingwa got us out of jail tonight, hes shit. I felt sorry for Swansea. I only got to see the second half and I actually said jesus why isn't Torres on? Lukaku should of been on earlier and this messing has got to stop. I guarantee we will beat United though, always the way. Sorry Malouda and Boswinga, I'm sure your lovely people but can you be lovely people somewhere else. Much love X

This would be the stepping stone to my MOTD appearance. I can even do some HT entertainment such as shuffling.

When is this bad boy Cahill going to play?