ChelseaChick

I have been suffering all day with the hangover from hell. My god, I don't know what I did last night and I don't want to know how I ended up with injuries. To call myself a drunken disgrace is being too kind.

Well hello friend to the far right.

HB

I just love this man.

hehe ....

So excited for my man...Anelka What a legend. Cool as a cucumber.

The new kit is only fabulous....figure hugging though, Kalou will look delicious.

I love David Moyes. Hi.

Ugh, Wigan.

Who the fuck is Drake?

Brings a tear to me eye.

Shut up Jai

Mouse of a man.

3d Justin has issues.

I love Alex.

I voted for Ivanovic for all his hard work on the pitch and the toning that must go into keeping that ass so peachy.

Ivanovic has the nicest bum I have ever seen on a man. Its unbelievable. I honestly think he would of been an underwear model in another life.

Can you tell your grandson to stop stalking me.

Hi Roger

I got my job back. You are going to be seeing my lovely face at Stamford Bridge a whole lot more next season you lucky things!

You don't understand how happy I was. Ya divil.

Ray Wilkins is a DILF

I am too excited for MOTD. Oh Chels.

I am so hungover :'( why do I do this to myself. Got a train into town at about 11, so here I was in the bathrooms at the station, re applying some make up and theres a really tall girl at the next mirror....I drop my phone beside her by accident, bend down to pick it up and am greeted with the hairiest legs I have ever seen, then in a Steve Bruce type voice all I hear is 'Yes I'm a man, don't judge me'. Within 10 mins I was surrounded by seven of them singing marry the night. I don't remember much after that.

It's so not! But unfortunately I have to stay here for the summer to work. Anything to go to more Chelsea games next season!