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Townsend's Lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Kalou Torres Malouda

Townsend's lineup: Cech Ferreira Alex Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Kalou Drogba Malouda Conflicting reports from separate papers: The Mail claims Essien is out with a knee injury while according to the Telegraph he's out with an Essien injury.

That's like saying that racism reflects how white people are.

We should be getting the water cannons out.

David Cameron is returning from his holiday. The police should be shooting the rioters. Or at the very least, using water cannons.

Another win, but still third on goal difference.

On the one hand, you could argue that I am because I tend to read the Daily Mail, vote Conservative and think that immigration should be controlled (though only a few people, all of them internationalists, one of whom was incredibly racist towards white people, on another, very left-wing forum, so I don't think that counts). You could also argue that I'm not, because I'm not the kind of person to show hostility to people. I guess that like BlueLion, I tend to make jokes about German tourists and sunbeds. Of course, I'm half scottish, and we Scots hate a lot of people. The French, Germans, Americans, and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland! On a more serious note, falsely accusing others of racism, or throwing accusations of racism around, is just as bad as racism itself.

When the Spurs start to cry cause they don't qualify... BLAME LASAGNA!

Arsanal.

Drogba United need to win their last two games and hope other results go their way.

The Confederacy of British Siam is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its burgeoning Border Terrier population. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often. The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 26%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration industries. Bicyclists are banned from major roads, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime is moderate. British Siam's national animal is the Border Terrier, and its currency is the Pound Sterling. British Siam is ranked 113th in Hampshire and 73,244th in the world for Healthiest Citizens.

He dropped several points last season. Give him the boot and bring in Avram and Scolari.

Thanks to Drogba United, only one point separates the top three in the TC Championship.

I've also noticed that he's railing against anything that happens to be so much as vaguely conservative.

I've managed to get into his bad books on five to seven counts.

Happy Birthday! Hope you got a nice crate of Rolling Rock!

Fake Madrid's loss sees Drogba United move into second. We are going up!

I hope they do, I need a drinks coaster.

So that's why Paul Scholes drives a powerful sports car.

In a poll on the Daily Mail's website, 10% think JT should be the next Chelsea boss.

FUCK YOU STEVEN CUNT

Tottenham 1-1 Birmingham

Newcastle 3-2 West Brom

2-2 at OT