Drogba11CFC

Playing with a high defensive line is a no-no for me. My centre-backs in FM09 play deep and defensive. I'd have Bosingwa and Ash push forward, but Terry and Alex/Ivan playing defensively. Luiz can be a DM. Or even a striker! Let the smug bastards celebrate with booze and escort girls. We'll bounce back.

Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Sturridge Torres Mata

The home crowd.

Fact: Arsenal have only amassed one point on the road this season, scoring 6 and conceding 14.

My lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Terry Cole Ramires/Meireles Luiz Lampard Sturridge Torres Mata

I'd wager that one of these hackers was fired from McDonalds for ejaculating in a burger.

Townsend's lineups: Chelsea: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Sturridge Drogba Mata Bolton: Jaaskelainen Boyata Cahill Knight Robinson Eagles Reo-Coker Muamba M Davies Petrov K Davies

Lampard OFF Kalou ON

Torres OFF Anelka ON

SUPER FRANK 1-0

And again Torres is denied by a good save

Sturridge is injured, remember?

Expected Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Romeu Meireles Anelka Torres Mata

FUCK OFF SCHWARZER

Burger King Kalou is more accurate.

0-0 end of 90 minutes

Josh off JT on.

Missed!

Chris Foy is a Cottager! And I mean that in both senses of the word!

Kalou you muppet!

Cech off Turnbull on

Chelsea 0-0 Fulham ht

Sturridge off, Lampard on

Shove your flag up your arse Lino!

Lukaku shot saved...then Kalou wide.