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Man City 1-0 Birmingham

Surely that was a penalty!

Brighton 0-1 Liverpool

We're underway. Come on Chelsea!

At least Kalou can take them.

Townsend's Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Sturridge Anelka Mata

Advice taken. Three players are transfer listed, one sacked to free up some room. (It should be noted that this was a level 4 team consistently challenging for promotion).

Expected Lineup: Cech Ivanovic Luiz Terry Cole Meireles Romeu Lampard Kalou Torres Malouda

In memoriam omnibus quibus necati erant in die undecimo Septembris in anno MMI God bless the USA, and God damn the terrorists.

Saying "Stop their benefits" would probably sound a bit judgemental, but as Islamic fundamentalists are hardly likely to have jobs...stop their benefits. Either that, or shoot them with Muslamic ray guns.

I wonder if he went blind before death...

Lost 2-0 to Blue Ultras...blown it.

Townsend's lineup: Cech Bosingwa Luiz Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Meireles Torres Mata Seems unlikely, here's another one I found on fb: Cech Ivanovic Luiz Terry Cole Ramires Meireles Lampard Sturridge Lukaku Mata

At school. Didn't find out until I was picked up.

Brendon Batson says the paucity of black managers in English football is an embarrassment and thinks introducing the ‘Rooney Rule’ could help address the imbalance. The Professional Footballers’ Association has committed to examining the measure, which was introduced in the USA in 2003 and ensures NFL clubs must interview at least one candidate from an ethnic minority when appointing a new head coach. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2034852/Brendan-Batson-says-introduve-Rooney-Rule-black-managers.html#ixzz1XNAawSHs Ridiculous. Managers are appointed on merit, not by their race. Paul Ince was sacked because he was shit. No place for tokenism in football.

Actually, Harriet Harman has tried to push though legislation which would make positive discrimination a prominent hiring policy, and it's been used in police recruitment (Avon Valley police removed all the White British candidates from its shortlist a few years back) and the town of Corby was stripped of a host of public sector jobs because its inhabitants were "too White and British".

Equally though, if people don't like the EDL they shouldn't give people reason to join them. Open borders, turning a blind eye to the setup of illegal sharia courts, and so-called "positive discrimination" have, in my opinion, all contributed to the far-right emerging. Let's not forget that the BNP were virtually unknown until Labour got into power.

If you ask me, both UAF and EDL are as bad as each other. I am against fascism, but I am against violence more, and therefore I hate both groups equally.

What about Josh?

It's got to the point where chanting "Thursday Night, Channel 5" would give them false hope.

The toilet instructions...

Townsend's Lineup: Hilario Bosingwa Ivanovic Terry Cole Ramires Mikel Lampard Anelka Torres Malouda

So UEFA are trying to eliminate match-fixing? Does that mean they'll sack the ref when/if we get eliminated?

I've seen the one where the driver of a freight train fell asleep at the controls and his train ploughed head-on into a passenger train.

We want you to stay, We want you to stay, Arsene Wenger, we want you to stay!