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Well, technically the equalizer was an 88th minute sucker... And Villa...yes. Everton...yes. Arsenal...check for flying pigs. Liverpool...you're fucking joking, right?

Chelsea 2-1 Stoke FT (Belletti 88, Lampard 90+4; Delap 61) A comeback Jose would have been proud of...except Jose wouldn't have allowed us into such a position in the first place. And this should show Gerrard you don't need to dive to win...hopefully he'll stay on his feet at Walton.

Chelsea 2-1 Stoke SUPER FRANK

Thank you Juliano

Chelsea 1-1 Stoke BELLETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Mikel OFF Stoch ON

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING HAPPENING! Transfer list Malouda AT ONCE.

Sorensen dropped a catch....but it rolled wide. 0-0 HT

Another save, this time from Lamps, Malouda misses (as usual) from the rebound.

Anelka shoots, shot saved on the line... ManUre being held 0-0. Sunderland winning, will Roy Keane walk his dog to celebrate?

Good riddance.

Pity the defence is shit

Anyone know when Essien will return?

Two stoke chances...no prizes for guessing where they came from

Or buy Arshavin...

Heeeeeeeey hey Gerrard Ooh Aah I wanna koo-oo-ow if you'll drop the soap This one from Laylabelle's sig: Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He runs over kids in his car He bottles dj's in bars Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Steven Gerrard is a chav Is a chav Is a chav Steven Gerrard is a chav, he thumps DJs. Get your chants in people! This could turn out to be a lot of fun...

Well, I'm off to think of Gerrard-related songs for the livscum game

Southend have been defending as though they'll be shot by Bolsheviks if they lose...

And to think I spent the last two minutes yelling at them to guard the posts...I don't want toimagine what happens if they win because, being from Essex, I can imagine sisters' legs spreading...

Fog's descending again...

Not taking any chances I see...If we lose serious questions will have to be asked.

Sad fact is that we need DD to beat Arsenal though...

Yes but I'm pretty sure that we all rely on an alarm clock, not the smoke detector...

If we can regulate the singing, then we're guaranteed the FA Cup. And if we can stop people farting, then the Champions League is in the bag.

At least the squad kept away from the lasagne...