Drogba11CFC

Well, we're certainly putting in a pretend title challenge.

Not due back until Juve away.

I think A good Lineup could be a 4-1-2-1-2... Cech Bosingwa Terry Carvalho A Cole Mikel Lampard Ballack Deco Drogba Anelka

We can easily ditch Malouda. The transfer window may close in 15 hours but there's still the first floor window.

If we don't win anything, I'm shaving off his moustache.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND FOR GOOD MEASURE-FUCK! I'd rather be made to watch Vanssa Feltz perform a striptease with Wayne Rooney! I'd rather read youtube comments while being pissed on by scum fans! Fuck Liverpool, fuck them to hell, fuck them to oblivion, fuck them beyond infinity, fuck them to the damnation of mankind! And fuck Gerrard too! Every time he drops the fucking soap!

Anyone else want to vomit into Torres' Paella Omelette? Oh well, when he comes back he'll find his house cleaned out... Mike Riley 2-0 Chelsea The dago again.

All of a sudden Anfield wakes up.

FUCK OFF YOU BLOND DAGO SCOUSE BALLBAG

How much Riley bashing will the BL match report contain?

Kalou shot saved by Reina

I thought that carried a 3-year sentence!

Gerrard, get booked? BLASPHEMY! Florent Waste of Space and Anelka OFF Deco and Drogba ON

Rather them than Liverpool...hopefully Utd lift the trophy and Gerrard reacts by dropping the soap.

My arse could do a better job than this ref.

Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea Lampard SENT OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, NATIONAL LIVERPOOL DAY?!? HE GOT THE BALL FFS!!!

Gerrard almost amputates Kalou's legs, no card of course.

Kuyt shot wide...do some defending Chelsea ffs

Why a crappy heli? Why not an old cattle wagon, there's a steam railway close to where I live that may have one.

Liverpool 0-0 Chelsea HT

We seem to be doing alright...

Abysmal pass by Kuyt, Benitez did well to get thet

Kalou flagged for offside...no surprise there...:thumbsdown: Cech wonder save from Alonso

I just hope the judge sees things differently when the trial begins...

More goals, more assists, and a better penalty success rate: Goals: Gerrard 56-80 Lampard Assists: Gerrard 46-59 Lampard Penalty success rate: Gerrard 77%-92% Lampard