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We could offer Steve Clarke the job...

Pretend to have an ear infection.

Pretend to have an ear infection.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT! WHAT A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF MOTHER-FUCKING BULLFUCK! I'D RATHER BE SPITROASTED BY A BLUE WHALE AND AN ELEPHANT! I'D RATHER PLAY HOTEL MARIO FOR THE CD-i! I'D RATHER BE FORCED TO GIVE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL A POSITIVE REVIEW! I'd grade this performance F, F for FUCKBALLS!

We want our Avram back, we want our Avram back...

We've been shit throughout the second half. And now it's 3-0. If i was a plastic fan, I'd be off to Anfield before you could blink.

FUCK 2-0 FUCK OFF

Another lucky escape. Our defending from set pieces is more than shit. It's the equivalent of shit taking a shit!

FUCK, that was close (again) FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! AND ONE MORE...FUCK!

JT blocked shot from Park.

I wonder if Benitez has noted the non-booking of Rooney

Cech saved from Berbatov.

And I thought Ronaldo was riding his luck this season...

Yernited wanted a penalty, FK instead. Harsh decision but could have been a lot worse. Cech punches clear.

Ballack FK hit wall...

I fucking hope we defend properly at corners...

I have no idea. Here's hoping we silence the Southeast, Dublin, Thailand, China etc by beating the scum and send Manchester into celebration. Lamps shot wide

Ref's Howard Webb. Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Deco Ballack Lampard Anelka Drogba J Cole Ronaldo is facing Ashley Cole. Source: Telegraph Malouda's not in the squad, so he'll make his usual contribution.

We all know in advance what JT will be getting...how ironic if he scored the winner from the spot...

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

I saw him in the high street in Petersfield once...

If tthe replay goes to penalties then we're fucked up the arse big time.

This is arse! 1-1 FT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Into the last minute... My heart has been in my mouth going 500 beats per minute FUCKBALLS 1-1

Joe Cole OFF Di Santo ON