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I've heard that in the Thai release you can only play as Man Utd...

Infinite, hopefully.

Don't forget all those 1920s villains who had "Threaten Heroine with train/buzzsaw" written into every entry in their diaries... Having said that, Mario and Luigi always tend to come out on top...

With Wilkins in charge? Watford 2-0 Chelsea Hope not, but stranger things have happened...

I've heard that Sky have Hiddink as favourite to become manager, with Grant as coach.

If we don't win, I can see Scolari going.

Yes, but Ecclestone already owns QPR and so wouldn't be allowed to own Chelsea.

That was about as much fun as pissing a cactus out of my dick! And I'll never get those 105 minutes back!

Chelsea 0-0 Hull FT WHAT...THE...FUCK? WHAT...THE...FUCK! It's time to drop some F-bombs! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Villa 2 up. We're going 4th. Deco FK not scored.

This is so frustrating.

Sunderland 1 up, will Keano walk his dog?

Kalou shot saved...

Respect the ref, you're having a laugh...

Hull almost took the lead...missed by about 0.05mm.

The chants of "You don't know what you're doing" are ringing out from the Chelsea contingent.

Quaresma OFF Drogba ON

He also said that Fagan almost picked one or two of our pockets.

0-0 HT

Blackburn 0-1 Villa

Hilario saved from Fagan...

Is that real?

Watching Soccer Saturday, almost every game in League 1 is going to be a P-P draw.

Lampard FK, Ballack heads it, Hull keeper saves, JT misses from 2yds. Damien Duff has scored for the barcodes.

Chelsea 3-0 Sheffield Wednesday, 1999/2000.