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Even worse if it's Gerrard frim 12yds after 3hrs of stoppage time. Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Deco Lampard Ballack Malouda (FUCK! ) Anelka

Plus the Telegraph today has rated him better than Gerrard.

He makes Ronaldo and Dida look like fair players who always stay on their feet.

Groan. If only there had been wet patches in his trousers too...

Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough FT (Kalou 57, 81)

Without the diving and arrogance.

Wigan 1-1 Liverpool A pen too! Isn't that illegal? Oh, and Deco's on, we're taking the piss, Deco's on, we're taking the piss!

Chelsea 2-0 Middlesbrough (Kalou 57) THATS WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU (again) :D

Come on you Toffees...

Lampard missed a glorious opportunity from a superb counterattack. If it does go 1-1 in the last second, I'll start dropping F-bombs. And H-bombs. As well as B-bombs, S-bombs and C-bombs. But no N-bombs, though.

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Chelsea 1-0 Middlesbrough Kalou 57 THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Kalou misses an easy chance...

Malouda OFF Drogba ON

Wigan 0-1 Liverpool :thumbsdown:

Ex-Blue watch: SWP Scores, Man City 1-0 Newcastle

Kalou almost had a chance but overran the pass.

"I want to sign for Utd" said Torres, Torres "Fuck Off," they said, "We want to sign Tevez, Tevez" So then he had to sign for the scouse And when he plays they'll clean out his house Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime

He's sold his soul to the super devil!

WBA 2-2 Burnley Belletti did a Gerrard just then Chelsea 3-1 Ipswich (Ballack 16, 58, Lampard 84; Bruce 30) Bad performance, good result.

Chelsea 3-1 Ipswich SUPER FRANK! Kettering 2-4 Fulham And several "fans" are leaving early.

FUCK THAT WAS CLOSE! THANK GOD HE MISSED!

Ballack OFF Deco ON Kettering 2-2 Fulham And more shit defending, luckily it went over.

If only Gallas hadn't betrayed us...