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Everton 0-0 Chelsea FT Somebody please nick Grant's LFS mask FFS. I have only one thing to say...time to start dropping F-bombs! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

2 min added time ...and scum had Gerrard in the area getting the wrong side of a gust of wind/ brushed by a butterfly

About Fucking time.

I thought that was forbidden.... Injury...FUCK FUCK FUCK! Forget F-bombs, it's time for F-WMDs!

Another let-off...we've been shambolic. Come back Avram, all is forgiven. *Goes to wash mouth out*

I'm pretty sure that he paints it luminous green and loans it out to National Rail when the fog comes down

Alex shot over....this is bullfuck.

Cech MOTM so far...

I think I'll be F-bombing this thread if things don't improve.

Joe Cole and Anelka OFF Ivanovic and Drogba ON

Everton 0-0 Chelsea HT

This ref is arse. Ivanovic warming up.

At least there's one good thing about this ref's red card... ...it fits in a toaster. ...and a public toilet, come to think of it.

FUCKBALLS Now it's gonna rain F-bombs... Bring on Belletti. Oh, and my posts are now officially NSFW.

My online radio keeps packing up...

Cech saved from Falleni (sp?)

If we lose/draw this, you guys better take cover and shelter from my F-bombs...

Possible Lineup: Cech A Cole Terry Carvalho Bosingwa Mikel J Cole Lampard Ballack Deco Anelka

Even more so squared when they only win because the pitch is like a potato field.

Liverpool did

Utd won the final 1-0. Now post your predictions on how many people will convert to Man Utd.

Get both of them using the transfer window... ...get rid of Malouda using the first floor window.

Grant failed to play them together and we all know what happened to him

Maybe he should be on the bench against Southend.

3-0. Drogba x2 and Anelka.