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I've churned out an (adapted) Angry nerd quote...check page 6. And now to download the new episode...

West Ham wasting time now... :censored: Chelsea 1-1 West Ham FT (Anelka 55, Bellamy 33) Well, it was a bad performance, but at least there's only a point between us and Livercunts. So some might say that it was a mixed bag. But let me tell you what kind of mixed bag it is. It's a bin bag that's had a bad day. Like say your mum empties the kitty litter. Fresh and stale stool pellets end up at the bottom of the bag. Then your sister decides to throw out her used tampons, and where do they go? The same bag. And then your brother comes home completely plastered and throws up into the same bag! But i'd rather take that bag out the the wheelie bin than be reminded of this piece of fuck! Forever blowing bubbles? Forever blowing a fucking piece of dog shit! Long story short: Fuckfarts!

4 mins added time... Cech just saved our arses from Carlton Cole...

Lamps pen appeal turned down...:thumbsdown:

Mikel OFF Belletti ON 10 mins left...

Kalou shot over... Green almost scored

Joe Cole OFF Kalou ON How I wish Riise was playing in the West Ham XI right now...

WHY did Carlton cole not get a 2nd yellow there?!?

DD injury scare...but he seems fine.

What about all 3 on a constant loop...

What about all 3 on a constant loop...

I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to watch High School Musical than see (well, hear) us lose against this lot. Chelsea 1-1 West Ham (Bellamy 1st half) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I've worked out what christmas presents you should give them... Type "Spurs 5 Arsenal 1" into Amazon. Ballack OFF Drogba ON

This is arse! Saying that though we do have a FK. Chelsea 0-1 West Ham HT. What a shitload of motherfucking bullfuck.

DD warming up...

FUCKBALLS!!

Ballack shot high...great play by Bosingwa.

Possible lineup: Cech Bosingwa Alex Terry A Cole Mikel J Cole Lampard Ballack Deco Anelka

Please tell me that wasn't serious... "Avram" and "Successful" should not be used in the same sentence.

He's only saying that because Anelka's scoring for Scolari and never did for him...

What do you expect if it has the Daily Utd as its only source.

No Angry Nerd quotes from me tonight. Oh, and we can't get the scousers in the last 16.

Barcelona - 1/16. Anyone else: Infinity/1.

As it stands: 1. Chelsea 2. Roma 3. Bordeaux 4. Cluj

Chelsea 1-0 CFR 1907 Cluj HT (Kalou 40)