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That was fucking close. What the fuck were the defence doing?!?

Scum 1-0 up...

Kalou OFF Quaeresma ON

Mikel OFF Belletti ON

Portsmouth 0-0 Chelsea HT

Ballack headed just over...

Arsewipe 3-1 up at WBA...

Cech saves from Davies...

So close from Drogba...

Worse than "May 22nd part 10 - Fergie X"

Hand in the till...that's why his surname's Buck.

Just be thankful you don't live in Thailand. You may think the media are miles up Yernited's arse over here, but over there...

He isn't THAT special, Elliott...

Oops...I meant, The tyre thieves have been beaten Chelsea 2-1 Wigan FT (Terry 25, Lampard 90+1; Kapo 82) How many times now has Frank turned a "Pass me the Rolling Rock" moment into a win. And Arse 0-0 Fulham

Chelsea 2-1 Wigan (Terry 25, Kapo 82) SUPER, SUPER FRANK!

Chelsea 2-1 Wigan (Terry 25, Kapo 82) SUPER, SUPER FRANK!

OH FUCK!

M'boro are now gonna win. When's Gerrard's next court appearance btw?

John Terry is playing like Ronaldo, only he isn't throwing himself to the ground every 2 seconds.

Chelsea 1-0 Wigan HT (Terry 25)

1533: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-0 Liverpool Oh dear. Stewart Downing delivers the corner, Martin Skrtel misses it and the ball flicks off the hip of Xabi Alonso for a calamitous own goal. That is Boro's first league goal since 10 January.

I'm pretty sure he won't manage Liverpool, he wouldn't want to take the massive risk of a break-in. Man Utd may be a possibility, it was mentioned in his biography as where he might go after Chelsea.

I'm pretty sure he won't manage Liverpool, he wouldn't want to take the massive risk of a break-in. Man Utd may be a possibility, it was mentioned in his biography as where he might go after Chelsea.

Chelsea 1-0 Wigan JT!!!

Possible Lineup: Cech Bosingwa Alex Terry A Cole Mikel Ballack Lampard Kalou Anelka Drogba