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This is a nerve-wracker. If I hadn't clipped my nails yesterday I'd be chewing them

Carvalho OFF Ivanovic ON

Chelsea 2-1 Ipswich WOOOOOOOOO BALLACK

Malouda OFF Drogba ON

Lampard shot over...

Another scare by Ipswich...

Drogba's warming up...

Kalou shot wide...

Another near-scare, Walters this time. Are Chelsea determined to take as many years off my life as possible or what? Chelsea 1-1 Ipswich HT (Ballack 16, Bruce 30) Where's the passion?

More cack defending, from Riccy of all people.

FUCK 1-1 Another fucking set-piece.

Stupid challenge from Alex, FK just over.

Chelsea 1-0 Ipswich Ballack 16 GET IN

Good catch by Cech under pressure from Counago.

Given away cheaply by Bosingwa, Counago headed over.

Try BBC radio online. Lampard shot wide after great play by Malouda. Yes, I'm surprised too.

Not taking any chances I see...

Real Madrid could get past Liverpool...a dramatic win for Real at Anfield to avenge their stolen cars.

I personally think that Inter will beat off Man Utd.

My Team: Petr Cech Paulo Ferreira Ricardo Carvalho Michael Mancienne Ashley Cole Mineiro Frank Lampard Juliano Belletti Miroslav Stoch Saloman Kalou Franco di Santo Should be enough to see off Ipswich and give the youngsters a run out at the same time.

I'd hate to be Mark Hughes when he tells the owners he failed to sign kaka...they'll probs drop him into a shark tank.

The player can snub city though...it happened to me all the time in CM4.

He thought he was signing for Chelsea.

Nah, HMP Walton will get Gerrard on a three-year deal.

To make things even better, Spuds are now bottom.