Drogba11CFC

Middlesbrough 1-0 Hull

Fernando Torres, mental age of nine...

Possible Lineup: Cech Ivanovic Alex Carvalho A Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Kalou Drogba Anelka

Chelsea 4-1 Bolton. Drogba, Lampard (Twice) and Kalou for us, Davies for Bolton.

I completed Super Mario World about half an hour ago. Maybe I should release a DVD of that...

St Stevie was probs thinking how great he was for getting off on thumping that DJ.

Liverpool's situatio reminds me of a song from the old Thomas the Tank engine series (before they released the film which made Batman & Robin look good)... "One minute you're flying high, the next you're on the ground..."

Do you mind, I'm a Daily Mail reader...

When I go to bed tonight I'm going to have a box of tissues with me...

I wonder which Liverpool player was burgled tonight...

I can't wait to watch the highlights on the 10 o'clock news...

Comparing the two sides tonight would be like comparing Super Mario Bros 3 (SNES version with updated graphics and the option to save your game) to a mixed bag of ET for the Atari 2600, CD-i's Hotel Mario and Superman 64.

Be afraid Wenger, be VERY afraid. Be so afraid that wet patches form in your trousers and your Y-fronts go brown.

Liverpool 1-3 Chlesea (Torres; Ivanovic x2) DIDIEEEERRRRRRRRRR DROGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Liverpool 1-2 Chelsea IVANIVIC!!!!! Also, has anyone noticed that Liverpool's set piece defending there was like ours under Scolari?

Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea FT (Lampard 56, Malouda 65)

Bolton 4-1 Boro

Bolton 3-1 Boro

Makes up for the phantom goal...pity it wasn't against Livscum. They think it was in on SSN...so therefore, if they're right, we've got another set of supporters for the "Sack Styles" party. BTW, the score at the top is wrong.

Ash cleared it off the line...

Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea (Lampard 56) Malouda?!?!?

Newcastle 0-1 Chelsea SUPER FRANK!

West Ham 2-0 Sunderland

West Brom 0-2 Stoke