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Lineup: Cech Ferreira Terry Alex Bosingwa Mikel Lampard Deco Ballack Drogba Anelka Source: Telegraph

Unfortunately I have a driving lesson at 1...

No, no, no, no, no and for the last time NO.

We can work that out for ourselves without every red-top and South East Asian (Thai especially) TV station reminding us.

Celtic 0-0 Rangers FT.

Watford 1-3 Chelsea (Priskin 69; Anelka 76,77,90) 6th round here we come.

Cech saves from McAnuff, catches the second attempt. Watford 1-3 Chelsea (Priskin 69; Anelka 76,77) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Watford 1-2 Chelsea (Priskin 69, Anelka 76) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Watford 1-1 Chelsea (Priskin 69) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

12 Mikel OFF 43 Stoch ON

WHAT...THE...F**K? (Sorry about the asterisks, my dad's watching the rugby next to me)

Mikel shot over.

Drogba shoots, saved by Loach.

Lampard FK, saved.

No he isn't, he's on the bench. Drogs and Anelka have switched: Anelka in the centre now, DD on the right.

Frank Lampard takes a FK, hit wall.

Watford tried to play offside and it almost went horribly wrong

We're on top in the first few minutes.

The Match has started. Come on Chelsea.

That comes to $19,000,020, not £39m I think we'd actually have to pay someone to take on Malouda.

As long as he shouts at the players if they do badly.

Infinite, hopefully.

Don't forget all those 1920s villains who had "Threaten Heroine with train/buzzsaw" written into every entry in their diaries... Having said that, Mario and Luigi always tend to come out on top...

With Wilkins in charge? Watford 2-0 Chelsea Hope not, but stranger things have happened...

I've heard that Sky have Hiddink as favourite to become manager, with Grant as coach.