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Seeing as the queues for Ferdinand (both), Hunt and Barton stretch around the block, I'll go with James McClean and the Swansea ball bag...I mean ball boy.

Des Kelly was spewing out his usual BS yesterday.

The Guardian, publishing complete and utter bollocks since 1821. May have supported the Confederates during the American Civil War, sacked Malcolm Muggeridge for exposing Soviet atrocities in the 1930s.

This is how I see this trial...

Best: Beating Barca, winning the Champions League, winning the FA Cup, and beating QPRsoles 6-1. Worst: Losing to QPR, Arsenal, Liverpool, drawing with Man Utd

Sic semper mendacibus, Ferdinand. Sic semper mendacibus.

Let's show Barton and Ferdinand what happens to tweeting twats. Also, the people on that QPR board are so far up their own arses it's no wonder they're all talking shit. Anyone know how to IP ban them?

I think we should play these songs pre-match. Something catchy, defiant, military, something "up and at 'em." (Say what you like, but the Confederates had far, far superior music. Too bad for them that it was a Civil War and not Eurovision.) And, because it's Terry vs. Ferdinand (and Chelsea vs Barton the tweeting twat) round 3: This time it's even more personal...

JT to score a hat-trick, Anton to put the ball in his own net-twice-and get sent off.

This should actually be listed as Chelsea vs Liverpool, the team that comes first alphabetically is listed as the "home" team on the scoreboard.

Commandeer and Annex UEFA and FIFA HQ.

Taxi!

Let's give him more reasons to hate us.

Barton Both Ferdinands Rooney RVP Ronaldo Tevez Bellamy Stephen Hunt

Says the OP.

Tomo-91: Switch the positions of Torres and Sturridge and it might work.

Townsend's Lineup: Cech Ivanovic Cahill Luiz Cole Meireles Essien Lampard Sturridge Torres Mata

Marriner's ok aside from his failure to send off Szczesny when we played Arsenal.

Cech Bosingwa Cahill Luiz Cole Essien Romeu Mata Meireles Torres Sturridge

Mata. Maybe we should try Torres on the wing for either Everton or Birmingham.

Because the only conviction has been done by the Social lynch mobs. A blue screen on the lot of them.

A message to the press, the tweeting twats, and the liar in the crowd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8_GVfPuw4M&feature=related

If England don't have a proper captain, they probably won't have my support.

I hope the tweeting twats all get the Blue Screen of Death.