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If you ever wonder if there's any point to your job, just remember that there are people being paid to fit indicators to BMWs.

America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended) Mark Clattenburg is due on the pitch for a Chelsea-Liverpool game and is nowhere to be seen. The FA representative goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, Mark, why are you in here and not on the pitch?" Clattenburg says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that my wife gave me." Representative: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch." David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now." Representative: "What's the puzzle of?" Clattenburg: "It's a tiger." The representative looks over Clattenburg's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "For fuck's sake! Put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"

Seeing as the queues for Ferdinand (both), Hunt and Barton stretch around the block, I'll go with James McClean and the Swansea ball bag...I mean ball boy.

Des Kelly was spewing out his usual BS yesterday.

Have they ever won a European Cup, a European Cup, a European Cup...

The Guardian, publishing complete and utter bollocks since 1821. May have supported the Confederates during the American Civil War, sacked Malcolm Muggeridge for exposing Soviet atrocities in the 1930s.

FIVE-PENALTY STOKE CRUSH 0-MAN CHELSEA The Sun, 23/09/2012

This is how I see this trial...

The Beano and The Simpson. Nowadays, the Beano is shit.

Best: Beating Barca, winning the Champions League, winning the FA Cup, and beating QPRsoles 6-1. Worst: Losing to QPR, Arsenal, Liverpool, drawing with Man Utd

American Front, the first book in the "Great War" portion of Harry Turtledove's Southern Victory series. Turtledove eventually got lazy and turned the Confederate States into a parallel of Nazi Germany, while inserting out-of-place sex scenes and references to zinc oxide.

Sic semper mendacibus, Ferdinand. Sic semper mendacibus.

http://www.politicalcompass.org/printablegraph?ec=2.38&soc=2.15 Although I think I'm more UKIP than Tory.

Let's show Barton and Ferdinand what happens to tweeting twats. Also, the people on that QPR board are so far up their own arses it's no wonder they're all talking shit. Anyone know how to IP ban them?

I think we should play these songs pre-match. Something catchy, defiant, military, something "up and at 'em." (Say what you like, but the Confederates had far, far superior music. Too bad for them that it was a Civil War and not Eurovision.) And, because it's Terry vs. Ferdinand (and Chelsea vs Barton the tweeting twat) round 3: This time it's even more personal...

JT to score a hat-trick, Anton to put the ball in his own net-twice-and get sent off.

This should actually be listed as Chelsea vs Liverpool, the team that comes first alphabetically is listed as the "home" team on the scoreboard.

Commandeer and Annex UEFA and FIFA HQ.

Taxi!

Let's give him more reasons to hate us.

Most popular London club in London. Man Utd aren't on there.

If you think you did badly in your exams, or for those teachers who sometimes wonder whether certain students actually tried, there's always worse... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108063/Funnyexam-com-Hilarious-exam-answers-given-students.html

Barton Both Ferdinands Rooney RVP Ronaldo Tevez Bellamy Stephen Hunt

Says the OP.

Tomo-91: Switch the positions of Torres and Sturridge and it might work.