Special Juan

Harry Redknapp.

Last time I was excited as this I was watching red hot mums on SKY channel 918

cheers mate, very kind of you.

nono

Nah he's too young.....a little pussy

My cats better than Torres.

Lewandowski to Bayern and Dzeko to Dortmund IMO.

Cannot see City selling anyone to us.

What's with all the 'stupid' insults and 'LOOOOOOL' comments? Has it really come to all this? Seriously sort it out FFS.

Hazard, Mata, Oscar plus new signings and also players such as Lukaku, De Bruyne etc playing under Jose have me salivating for the season to start now. Massively exciting times ahead for this club, just hope and pray that now we have secured the CL trophy that Roman allows Jose to build and build and build this team/squad and steer us into a great direction. Jose Mourinhooooooooooooooooo

Hutcho closely followed by Only Place To Be.....

Can't De Bruyne just step in and save us cash?

Liverpool fan on TalkSport: "Why aren't Chelsea fans down at the ground celebrating the news?" Presenter: Maybe because they have jobs?"

Having Rafa here was like having both arms in cast and unable to knock one out, Jose comes back and it seems the casts are off....

Sent a letter to the Queen...today for bank holiday.

Ah right it's an agenda thing is it, so you have a pop at me and blame it on others? Sounds about right, move on mate, you are a good act but you are on too long.

jose joined in a year my first child was born and today was a little reminder to me of that and a lot more as well as explaining to my lad how special he was/is....but I would not expect you to understand due to not having a heart.Apologies to the mods for off topic posts but this guy really isn't helping things

i won't lower myself to you by banding around insults but I'm sure there is stock close by that you can crawl under.

Thanks for the insults, just to let you know I'm human.

Unreal interview, I cried.

again very kind of you to say me again mate. Thanks.

Right I am now at home and whilst you boys cannot see me I am sat on my decking in the garden with the champagne ready to be opened. So without further a do, I open this, and toast to Jose, talk Chelsea and all of the members here..... Best wishes to you all and Jose.....we love you....

Now the next thing.....signings

Excited as Graham Norton with a bag of penis's